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LAUGHING IS A CURE TO ALL PROBLEMS,BUT LAUGHING WITHOUT REASON IS A BIG PROBLEM *parody*

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#since1990 UP NEPA!..is A sure sign to know if there's electricity.. Even President dey shout UP NEPA!!

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Dad: Aw was ur paper? Akpos: It was gud Dad: Hope ur teacher no catch u cos he knws ur Matric no Akpos: Catch me ke?? Na my BB pin I use.

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We don't need to curse ur husband "@PATIENCE1STLADY: Happy byday to EBELE my horseband, I wish u many year and your days are numbered"

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Na only For 9ja you go see fish inside Meat pie.

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Joba:u run away from d naked lady y?Akpos:cos my mom said if I look at a naked lady I will turn 2stone,&a part of me ws already gettin hard

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Chichi removed her jeans threw it to Akpos&said "make Me feel like a woman& Akpos removed is trouser threw it 2 her &said,“wash them both.

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Teacher: one day Nigeria will be free from corruption,Akpos which tense is that? Akpos: future impossible tense

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IF YOU WANT A GIRL TO STOP ASKING YOU FOR WHAT THEIR FATHER CAN'T AFFORD THEN STOP ASKING HER FOR WHAT YOU CAN'T COLLECT FROM YOUR MOTHER

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Guys will Always Encourage Girls to Smoke Because it's Cool.. But No Normal Guy will Ever Wife A Girl That Smokes

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TEACHER: Akpos there are three types of rays, name them.. AKPOS: Muka Ray, Murphy Ray and Lasun Ray

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AKPOS: Abeg show me where Radio dey for tis BB.. OCHUKO: But BB no get Radio.. AkPOS: Shuttup, I just see 'Bat3 too low for radio use'

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4000 friends on facebook, 5000 followers on twitter, 200 on ur wedding day, 5 during hard times, 2 at ur funeral, u alone on Judgement day

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#Stupidity is having two MTN line, its like dating two GUYs who are STINGY

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#hiphopHighSchool JESSE JAGS AUDITIONED FOR THE NAIJA VERSION OF TERMINATOR cc(@PrincesComedian )

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ONLY YOU: CHURCH BOYFRIEND, SCHOOL BOYFRIEND, HOSTEL BOYFRIEND, WORK BOYFRIEND, I HOPE YOUVE STARTED SEARCHING FOR UR HELLFIRE BOYFRIEND?

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In Nigeria, After a baby must have learnt how to call "MUM" n "DAD" the next thing he learns is how to say "UP NEPA!!

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ARMED ROBBERS: We are going to kill everyone here in alphabetical order! U, what's ur name? OCHUKO: Rev. Ochuko. AKPOS: ZzzAkpos ZzOghene

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A policeman saw Akpos crying. Policeman - whats the matter ? Akpos - Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space !!

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Ogùn(Medicine)Ògùn(Charm)Ogun(War)Ògùn(State)Ògún(God of iron)Ó gun(Stab)Ogún(Twenty)Òógùn(Sweat)Ogún(Property) R-T if U're Proudly YORUBA

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Your girlfriend is on every guys DP, she be bbm smiley?