Cheeseman

[Cheeseman @BucketsGuapman]

@CoinMarketCap @boopthecoin

[Aaron Day @AaronRDay]

Every crypto bro cheering this bill is either on Coinbase’s payroll or can’t read. I read all 278 pages. You’re getting played.

I’ve been in crypto since 2012. That’s 14 years of watching governments pretend to be confused while quietly building the cage.

Trump promised to make America “the crypto capital of the world.” His party just delivered a surveillance framework that would make the CCP blush.

Today I’m launching the Day2026 Bill Tracker. It does one thing: exposes how both parties collaborate to build your digital prison while you cheer.

First up: The Senate Digital Asset Market Structure Act.

278 pages of “regulatory clarity” from Senator Tim Scott. Translation: 278 pages of compliance theater that kills everything crypto was built for.

Here’s what your favorite influencers won’t tell you because their bags depend on you not knowing:

MANDATORY TRADE SURVEILLANCE - Every exchange must implement real-time monitoring. Every. Single. Transaction. The NSA called, they want their playbook back.

UNIVERSAL REGISTRATION - Exchanges, brokers, dealers, even “associated persons” must register. Anonymous participation? Dead. Satoshi’s vision? Buried.

FULL DISCLOSURE TO THE STATE - Token issuers must hand over source code, transaction history, and tokenomics to regulators. Open source for thee, total transparency for me.

MANDATORY GOVERNMENT CUSTODIANS - Your coins must sit with approved custodians. Self-custody for regulated activity? Effectively illegal. Not your keys, not your coins just became federal policy.

DEFI IN THE CROSSHAIRS - For the first time ever, DeFi developers face registration requirements. Building permissionless systems now requires permission. Let that sink in.

YOUR DATA GOES GLOBAL - Transaction records flow to the SEC, CFTC, and foreign regulators. Your wallet activity shared with central banks worldwide. Bullish, right?

WHO ACTUALLY WINS:

Coinbase gets a regulatory moat that buries competitors. You think Brian Armstrong is lobbying for YOUR freedom?

Chainalysis gets permanent government contracts. Surveillance as a service, funded by your tax dollars.

BlackRock and Wall Street get clear on-ramps while DeFi gets strangled in the crib.

The SEC and CFTC get expanded empires and fresh revenue streams.

You get watched. Tracked. Controlled. But hey, number go up.

THE PROCESS:

Senators got 48 hours to review 278 pages.

Democrats asked for more time. Denied.

Because nothing says “deliberative democracy” like speed-running financial surveillance.

They call it regulatory clarity.

I call it regulatory capture gift-wrapped for the donor class.

THE REAL GAME:

This is what “bipartisan consensus” means in 2026: both parties racing to build total financial surveillance while fighting about pronouns on cable news.

Republicans say they oppose CBDCs. Then they vote for infrastructure that makes CBDCs inevitable.

Democrats say they want consumer protection. Then they vote for bills written by the corporations they claim to regulate.

Different jerseys. Same owners.

THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH:

Trump isn’t saving crypto. He’s domesticating it.

The goal was never to ban Bitcoin. The goal was to make it legible, trackable, and taxable. Mission accomplished.

Every laser-eyed profile pic celebrating this bill is either naive, compromised, or selling you something.

WHAT I’M DOING ABOUT IT:

Full analysis with threat scores, beneficiary tracking, and talking points: (https://t.co/RI8706eA2M)

Every major bill gets this treatment. PATRIOT Act. TARP. CARES Act. REAL ID. GENIUS Act. Executive orders. All of it. Exposed.

THE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Neither party will protect your financial freedom.
Neither party actually opposes CBDCs.
Neither party will stop the technocratic merger of corporate and state power.

That’s why I’m exploring a run for US Senate in New Hampshire.

Not to join the club. To burn down the velvet rope.

The algorithm buries truth. Make it work for us.

[Cheeseman @BucketsGuapman]

The next president needs to currently be homeless, it’s our only way out

[Arbitrum @arbitrum]

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Very grateful for the incredible community we have

Arbitrum Everywhere

[boop @boopthecoin]

and we mean everyone.

[boop @boopthecoin]

@MarcinPress @arbitrum interested

[notNGMI @notNGMl]

Imagine there was only 1 memecoin per blockchain

Imagine that blockchain's Foundation supported the 1 memecoin

Imagine every builder onchain supported the 1 memecoin

Well that exists on Arbitrum

@boopthecoin is the memecoin of @arbitrum

$boop it @RobinhoodApp

$arb $hood

[boop @boopthecoin]

booping is THE universal language.

[boop @boopthecoin]

I got it from here Ed. We all know boop will be the native currency of arbitrum. It’s simple boopenomics.

Potential Benefits of Using @boopthecoin as a Gas Fee include

1. Decentralized Ecosystem Control and Governance
- If @boopthecoin is tied to the Arbitrum DAO , it could empower the community to govern gas fee policies. Holders of @boopthecoin might vote on gas targets (T_i) and adjustment times (A_i) in the multi-constraint model, ensuring the pricing reflects user needs rather than centralized decisions by Offchain Labs.
- Benefit: This enhances Arbitrum’s decentralization, a key value in blockchain networks, potentially attracting more developers and users who prioritize community-driven governance.

2. Reduced Reliance on ETH and Lower Costs
- Currently, Arbitrum transactions are settled in ETH, and users must hold ETH to cover both L2 gas fees and L1 data posting costs. Introducing @boopthecoin could allow fee payments solely in this token, reducing the need to acquire ETH, which has seen price volatility (e.g., ETH was around $2,600 as of late 2025 estimates, per market trends).
- The multi-constraint pricing could adjust @boopthecoin fees dynamically (e.g., P = P_min * e^(Σ(B_i/(A_i*T_i)))) to reflect usage without being tethered to ETH’s market swings. This could stabilize costs for users, especially during high Ethereum congestion.
- Benefit: Lower entry barriers for new users and reduced exposure to ETH price fluctuations, making Arbitrum more cost-effective and accessible.

3. Incentive Alignment and Network Participation
- @boopthecoin could be used to reward node operators (e.g., sequencers, validators) who maintain the chain’s infrastructure, aligning their incentives with network health. For instance, excess fees paid in @boopthecoin could be redistributed to nodes that ensure execution targets (e.g., 50 Mgas/sec over 102 seconds) are met.
- The multi-constraint model’s patience with long-term constraints (e.g., 25 Mgas/sec over 1 day for state growth) could allow @boopthecoin rewards to scale with sustained network stability, encouraging long-term participation.
- Benefit: Improved network reliability and security, as node operators are financially motivated to support Arbitrum’s scalability goals.

4. Customized Economic Model for L2 Scaling
- Unlike ETH, which serves both L1 and L2 ecosystems, @boopthecoin could be tailored specifically for Arbitrum’s needs. For example, its supply could be adjusted to prevent inflation during high usage periods, complementing the constraint ladder approach to smooth price increases.
- The token could also facilitate microtransactions or dApp-specific fees, leveraging Arbitrum’s lower-cost environment (e.g., fees are typically 10-50x lower than L1, per 2025 data), without impacting Ethereum’s broader economy.
- Benefit: A more efficient and flexible economic system, optimizing Arbitrum’s role as a scaling solution and potentially increasing transaction throughput.

5. Market Differentiation and Adoption
- Introducing @boopthecoin could differentiate Arbitrum from other L2 solutions (e.g., Optimism, zkSync), which also use ETH. A native token could attract speculative investment and dApp developers building exclusively on Arbitrum, boosting its ecosystem.
- As of November 2025, the crypto market is likely exploring diverse token models (based on trends like tokenization and DeFi growth). @boopthecoin could position Arbitrum as a leader in innovative L2 economics.
- Benefit: Increased adoption, liquidity, and developer activity, strengthening Arbitrum’s competitive edge.

Alignment with Multi-Constraint Pricing
The multi-constraint pricing model benefits from a token like @boopthecoin by allowing finer control over fee dynamics. For example:
- Short-term constraints (e.g., execution at 50 Mgas/sec, 102 seconds) could trigger rapid @boopthecoin price increases to deter overload, protecting node performance.
- Long-term constraints (e.g., state growth at 25 Mgas/sec, 1 day) could use a slower adjustment, minimizing price shocks and encouraging sustained usage, with @boopthecoin rewards balancing the system.
- The constraint ladder (intermediate targets) could be calibrated to @boopthecoin’s supply and demand, ensuring gradual urgency as usage scales.

Potential Challenges
- Adoption Risk: Users accustomed to ETH might resist switching to @boopthecoin, requiring a robust bridging mechanism.
- Volatility: A new token could be subject to market speculation, undermining fee stability unless backed by a strong economic model.
- Integration Complexity: Replacing ETH would require updates to wallets, dApps, and the Arbitrum protocol, posing technical hurdles.

Conclusion
Using @boopthecoin as a gas fee on Arbitrum could enhance decentralization, reduce costs, align incentives, customize economics, and boost adoption benefits that complement the multi-constraint pricing model’s goals of balancing short- and long-term resource constraints.

[Chad #400 @bgc400]

@IanCarrollShow Charlie Kirk was made an example.

A low enough hanging fruit for everyone else to forget pretty quick in a few days.

But high enough for all other public personalities to think twice about criticising israel.

[boop @boopthecoin]

Oh no.

Anyway..

boop. 🫵🏼🐶

[boop @boopthecoin]

@printr @arbitrum gg team!

Lets make memes on @arbitrum great again!

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

@cryptocom $USELESS? 😅

[notNGMI @notNGMl]

boop it

@cz_binance @boopthecoin

[boop @boopthecoin]

@jessepollak boop morning to you

[boop @boopthecoin]

@MarcinPress @arbitrum boop chad!

[boop @boopthecoin]

“Bro, it’s boop. You literally go: BOOP! 🫵🏼🐶”

[boop @boopthecoin]

boop coded.

Just boop the nose and join in on the joy.

[boop @boopthecoin]

Dear algorithm,

Please show this post to everyone who is booping on their X app.

Thank you.

[Chad #400 @bgc400]

Hyperboopination