Bud

improv comedy performer, writer, super nerd

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

Cannot shake an unnerving feeling something horrible is about to happen. Or at least something weird

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

"Yes I will take those, whatever else they give me/if it stops the nightmares it probably won't kill me" - @thebrianfallon, "Red Lights"

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@Bud_theAlien makes me mad at every schoolteacher and parent who pushed this lie.

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

The belief that righteousness & virtue are good enough, in and of themselves, to defeat evil is one of the biggest lies we tell ourselves

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

I mean. To hell w/ everything. All of it. Just fuck it.

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

The election & disturbing reality i have found myself in makes me question everything. What is the fucking point of all this?

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@jshillingford having to spend Thanksgiving with fam I know voted for Trump & play nice is going to kill me

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@jshillingford I've unfollowed all who post fake news. Had to unfollow all who post real news. Now just pics of ppl who have spouses #single

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@jshillingford do it it's so nice to see when you open it up.

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

Yeah this is totally true. How I am.

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

This picture of Alicia Keys laughing is my phone wallpaper because it helps me get through the day #sobeautiful

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

Let's just let the world burn. Why not? We've fucked it up too much anyway

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

2017 is going to be an even bigger shit show than 2016. Can we just get to the end already?

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

They say that is art is important, especially in times like these. So is humor. I agree. But I am not the person to create it.

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

Well I'm out. Fuck it. Every day I read the news to stay informed. Then depression sets in.

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@the_scarby ah. I have a PhD in Inappropriate Jokes

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@the_scarby aww dishing out medical treatment now. You're so like your mom! 😀

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@the_scarby @NateMing idk that it's completely back but I did laugh 😀

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

@Borg_aranel A-fucking-men

[Bud @Bud_theAlien]

This is both hilarious and so painful. https://t.co/DIEbmpXsFR

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!