James "Buddy" Bertling

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler Having sex is like playing euchre...if you have a good enough hand, you don't need a partner.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Bears QB Buff Drinklots invented a facemask with a shape that allowed him to have a Chicago style hot dog with all the toppings inbetween drives without having to remove his helmet.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler That one tweet when I Invited followers to share their stupidity online to harvest clicks.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler I'm confused. Are the smokers old or new?

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I bet the traffic on Easter Island is crazy today.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler ...but sharks are 92.3% water, so . . .

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler It took Kelvin to bring them together. He is absolutely the best.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler not wet?

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler New houses are for suckers. They lose 30% of their value the minute you drive them off the lot.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler May her gloves rest in peace.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@NikkiMcR It is impossible to make it to the rank of Major while enlisted. Don't let ignorance keep you from opining.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler Dick Van Dyke

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@MoMohler Bob Newhart

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@TRHLofficial What is leftover rotisserie chicken?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This may be the most incredible Caitlin Clark video I’ve ever seen. A lost scrimmage video vs the men’s practice team at Iowa in which Caitlin goes berserker mode and scores 22 points in 2 minutes. She is the one.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The problem is the puppetmasters, not the puppets, as the latter have no idea why they are even there

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@elonmuskADO 9

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@elonmusk "was"?

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@simonateba You are race baiting. You are a problem. Please stop it.

[James "Buddy" Bertling @Buddy127]

@PaigeSpiranac Not a problem when you do it...ever!