Buddy Vernon

Waffle House enthusiast, Flat Earth denier, prediction market prognosticator
@[email protected]

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

When I build my dream home, its' going to have a high-five hallway.

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@HowWeLostTheWar More likely run by an immigrant family who pay themselves below market rate but work all the hours to make up for it. May also skirt some payroll taxes that way.

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@HowWeLostTheWar It's even worse than ruining your favorite sandwich...
https://t.co/DOIjkivqyC

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@HowWeLostTheWar I just don't go to Chipotle anymore. Not worth it. #VoteWithYourFeet

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@psifertex @fabynou https://t.co/a3EnxElJ6c

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@thegrugq Remember when Fortnight got dropped from the apple app store and people were learning to side load apps? It's all terrible.

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@HowWeLostTheWar This might be worth making a claim against your title insurance if it costs you money. Maybe you get a nicer fence than what you have.

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@Seraphima94 @pegobry_en @btharris93 @CartoonsHateHer Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for german chocolate cake.

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@HowWeLostTheWar https://t.co/qokRFMeLp6

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@alanisnking

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@dinodaizovi @dcuthbert I'm a big fan of watch repair videos...
https://t.co/FQUB8IBD3h

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@MEPFuller

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@Domahhhh

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@the_autopian 300D - so, so slow

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@moyix That's still a thing‽

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@JanesINTEL @Hasbro Nerf x Janes is the team-up my kids have been waiting for. A full color, exhaustive Nerf catalog would be the ultimate bedtime reading!

[Alan Suderman @AlanSuderman]

My latest: the epic rise and fall of IronNet and what it says about the judgement of some national security elites. https://t.co/2XXcXxIhcb

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@iamdevloper He is sorry...

https://t.co/T7uKcSmj6k

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@HostileSpectrum Not quite, but kind-of...
https://t.co/tm2tjYAQBP

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@TheJaredPink Time for your CDL?
https://t.co/OZ0Eb1EVLW

[Buddy Vernon @BuddyVernon]

@bertkreischer Don't try and start your car. Get it towed and the gas tank drained.