Happy? Piss yourself in excitement
Sad? Piss yourself to feel better
Horny? Piss yourself then jack off
Angry? Piss yourself to relieve stress
Sleepy? Piss yourself to feel more comfortable
Bored? Piss yourself to feel something
Thirsty?
how i imagine John wud come out to Ted
J: teddy i wanna be a girl
T: i think that's called androgynous
J: no like i am a girl but i was just born a guy
T: what so ur a girl
J: yep
T: alright then can i have your penis
J: if i get a vagina sure
T: fuck yes