Drunky McPiss

I'm Drunk!!!

[Drunky McPiss @BudLight1776]

#KingCharlesIII #PopeLeoXIV @Batman @Caitlyn_Jenner @bobdylan and @eltonofficial are all known by names that were not assigned to them at Birth. So why can't I do the same? 🤔

I am forever known....as #DrunkyMcPiss

Please don't wear it out! 🙏

[Governor Ned Lamont @GovNedLamont]

Thousands of Connecticut residents are affected by Trump’s decision to end TPS for Haitians, Syrians, and others. Today I asked the legislature for approval to direct $5M from the Federal Cuts Response Fund to support these individuals suddenly losing their work authorization and legal status.

Many TPS holders have called Connecticut home for years, raising families, building businesses, contributing to our economy, and enriching the fabric of our state. It is shameful that the Trump administration has decided to strip these individuals of their legal status and ability to work, knowing full well their countries of origin are still in the grips of violence and economic collapse. The added threat that ICE may target them for deportation shows the Trump immigration policy for what it truly is: cruelty and disruption rather than keeping communities safe.

The funding we’re announcing today is one way our state can help provide stability as the affected families face difficult decisions, but these communities need and deserve a solution at the federal level. Under Trump, the United States seems to have abandoned its role as a beacon of hope and refuge, but Connecticut will not turn its back on these communities.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

What a beautiful statement, Bono. I know you lost such a great friend. My heart goes out to you and to all who knew this magical man.

[John Craven @johncraven1]

NEW: @GovNedLamont announces $5 million from half-billion-dollar Federal Cuts Fund will assist workers losing federal temporary protected status this week

The nursing home industry says the move could seriously impact their already thin staffing levels

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Several Senate Republicans are reportedly suffering from diarrhea today after they filmed themselves eating salads for lunch to troll Dr. Fauci after Fauci criticized Republican health policies including food regulation cuts and vaccine conspiracy theories.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Sen. John Cornyn says he will vote NO on Todd Blanche’s confirmation unless the Trump IRS settlement is rewritten to permanently eliminate the controversial $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund.

Cornyn says verbal assurances aren’t enough, warning the settlement could still be enforced unless it’s formally amended in writing.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Democrats sense Todd Blanche nomination is vulnerable

Sen Dick Durbin (D-IL): “Pardoning Jan 6 rioters & cop-beaters wasn’t enough for Pres Trump… So, two months ago, Blanche colluded with President Trump’s private lawyers to create a nearly $2 billion slush fund to benefit the Jan 6 mob”

[the truth @truthmagnified]

@timruss2

[tim russ @timruss2]

Barron Trump is now being pulled into an investigation surrounding Andrew and Tristan Tate, and Donald Trump is reportedly furious. They exclaim the “children” of the President shouldn’t be investigated. How quickly they forget the relentless persecution of Hunter Biden !!

[Willie Nelson @WillieNelson]

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,

[Erik Radle @Radle]

@harryjsisson @nickshirleyy Nick can get his PhD in fraud detection with that one.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Hey @nickshirleyy, found some fraud for you to look into!

[WTNH News 8 @WTNH]

A 17-year-old boy died after a crash in the driveway of a residence over the weekend in Ridgefield, according to police. https://t.co/7LAO3UuJTn

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

12% chance Newsom wins the 2028 presidential election.

https://t.co/YX0cbkz9ZD

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom’s ex-lover breaks her silence, claims Kamala Harris urged her not to speak out after the affair was exposed.

[WFSB Channel 3 @WFSBnews]

UPDATE: #Waterbury Hospital and several neighborhoods are impacted by what the city describes as a 'significant water main break.' https://t.co/RnVeylgdFd

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump got into a heated fight with his senior advisors today over his collapsing approval rating.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Sources tell me Mitch McConnell is stable.

Please God.

[Carlos Summers @prcarlos47]

@allenanalysis ah the freedom of having permission ... there's nothing like it !

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump’s political team is reportedly giving vulnerable Republicans permission to distance themselves from him as his falling approval threatens key battleground races.

After years of demanding absolute loyalty, even Trump’s own operation now appears to recognize that he may be becoming an electoral liability.

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Sen. Mitch McConnell's office issued a statement from the senator on Monday saying that he will miss an upcoming Kentucky political event in order to continue his rehabilitation following a June 14 fall that left him hospitalized. https://t.co/ojELGaFHFJ