Jemele, you’re a walking testament to the compassionate, coddling nature of American capitalism.
You’re mediocre, classless, physically unattractive, and ignorant. You lack any marketable talent or skill, you suck at journalism, and you write like an eighth-grader in remedial English.
Despite all that, you got into Michigan State thanks to affirmative action and got hired at ESPN because of your friendship with Michael Smith and because they needed a Black female to check a box.
Only in America would your story be possible.