swolmia (+ selena)

world-renouned baker of pies and breaker of spines 🌸✨ hi I'm selena and I'm stuck here until I get tsun_buff back 😔

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

❤💜💙

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@StudiousBeruka 🌹 pick one up for me too babe? 🥺

[Beruka @nohrianshadow]

Just some girlfriends heading out to slay some homophobes

[Beruka @nohrianshadow]

Just a bunch of lesbians getting married. Got a problem with that?

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@StudiousBeruka @BuffKiragi @the_buff_hero @_faeee_ @StudiousEir 🌹 Can't argue with the twitter bots

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

My twitter family:
Parents: @BuffKiragi @the_buff_hero
Spouse: @StudiousBeruka
Children: @_faeee_ @StudiousEir

via https://t.co/L9dKSORKbF

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[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@_faeee_ 🌹 oh yeah? well, two can play at that game! [she's holding up a sign that says "I'm sorry fae :("]

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@_faeee_ 🌹 I'm sorry for being so mean, Fae! If you want, you can play communist wives with Beruka until I get back, okay?

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@StudiousBeruka 🌹 ...alright

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

🌹 I leave for two minutes and Beruka gets a communist gf 😔

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@StudiousBeruka 🌹 She is just a kid huh... Maybe I was a bit too harsh

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@BuffFlora @_faeee_ 🌹 you and me both lmao

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

For anyone wondering, @tsun_buff or Buff Selena (an irl friend of mine) got her account locked by setting the birth year to 2012 (release year of awakening lolol) and she's trying to get it back! Also she told me to tell @_faeee_ to back the fuck away from Beruka while she's gone

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@StudiousBeruka That's a great idea! I've always wanted a kid, y'know? And Fae seems like a nice one 😊

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@StudiousBeruka 🌹 it's okay, twitter told me odin was my valentine right before it killed me

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

🌹 = selena
🌸 = sumia

[Person Below (Lewd) @PersonBelewd]

The person below has a fun nickname for their junk. What could it be?

[Swolgure (Buff Shigure) @Swolgure]

I snapped a pic of more of my friends just chilling out at the sleepover!!! Anna, Sumia and Ricken seemed to be super relaxed just telling stories to each other!!! Oh this was such a wonderful time I'm glad Python's place could fit so many of us!!!

[swolmia (+ selena) @BuffSumia]

@StudiousEir It's okay take your time