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I'm hopelessly optimistic; when life gives me lemons, I make puns. #Eat #Pray #Travel

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What's my superpower?
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Adaptability.

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I feel like my extra hour isn’t extra houring like it’s supposed to.

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@JanetJacksonFav @JanetJackson #Nasty

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Reformer Pilates class: 1

Muscles I didn’t know I had: 911

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Yesterday a Kindergartener gave me the finger
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…and still I rise.
#MorningAffirmations

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Plot twist 😅

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Dear https://t.co/59jpQL053D,

Any more room to add #thundersnow ?

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Is it too late to retract my last tweet? 😩 #underwhelmed

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This sure is a long opening act for the Rihanna concert…

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@allthewine 😩 Wow Janet…just Wow.

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@MsK_Thomas 😩🤣

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Not sure what IT is…
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but I know THIS ain’t.

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@creolebelle247 😆🤣🤣

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I wish this warning would pop up before entering into conversations with some people…🌫⚠️🤦🏾‍♀️

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Aaaaaaaand
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it’s snowing 🤦🏾‍♀️🚫🍂✅❄️

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Where did the name Lazy Susan come from? 🤔

I feel like there has to be a backstory.
Was she really lazy or just tired of not being able to reach her casseroles?

I also feel like my brain would have the capacity to do a lot more w/o these kinds of thoughts marinating in it 😩

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@allthewine Me too! 🥹 I didn’t pick up on her being nervous when we were first talking. I’m so glad she went with her gut & decided to say something.

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@MsK_Thomas @DoorDash 😩🤣 That GIF

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@8ninedesign 🤔 Not for an actual hurricane that I know of, but it def sounds like a hashtag for a soccer mom with road rage 🤣

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Serious question: Who gets to name the hurricanes? 🤔

I imagine them having a big Price is Right style wheel with a bunch of names on it. They let the Meteorologist of the Year give it a whirl…place their bets…and let nature take it’s course.

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@luvTorrie @animageis4ever 😩🤣🤣🤣 You might be onto something…💡

“Moesha just blew through San Juan!!!”

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@luvTorrie How boring! 👎🏽

I like my idea better 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣