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[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

"What are you, sleepover Velma?" 😅

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

"THIS IS A FAKE HOME FOR KEVIN"

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Hot dogs are the new crack, I'm told 🌭

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Come on in! I'm just putting blush on a 'possum 🐭🌸🥰

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

When our lord and savior, Doja Cat, said "Can't call me stupid with this big ol' fuckin forehead, motherfucker"

I felt that 🙏

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Thinking about how when I was a kid I used to collect pebbles/rocks and also bouncy balls.

And now I have combined the two because I collect crystal spheres 😂

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Danny Devito: Humanoid ☑

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Sometimes I get a lil sad seeing all the parties people have/get invited to.. but then I remember I'd say no if they asked me to go 😅

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

@Renzo_Knuckles just sat up from a deep sleep, patted my head and disappoitedly said
"Oh, I thought you were still wearing the hot dog hat"

I don't own a hot dog hat, and all he said when I asked was "The one from your costume!" 😂

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

T:"I never caught the ending of Labrinth and was so upset wondering if baby got back"
Me:"Good thing there's a whole song about it"
T:"I can't believe Sir Mix-a-Lot spoiled the ending of Labrinth"

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

"Ooh Cinnie Twists? The tasty things??"😮

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Terrible. Now drink your punishment Oat Milk 🥛

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Tyler's lil guy on splatoon is ALWAYS dressed how I would dress and he goes:

"Well I'm sorry you just dress like a gay lil fish" 💀

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Not the pastor at my grandmas funeral comparing her to a donkey for a half hour 🙃🙃🙃

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

Love that new Lana Del Rey 🥰🥰

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

@SpotifyUSA I just wanna talk. Wtf is this daily mix combo 😂😂

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

I have a gray hair that is not attached to my hairline, but instead is popping out of my forehead. It's extremely thick in comparison to the rest of my hair. Made the mistake of plucking it when I found and now it just keeps coming back, but its so sharp since its so short now 🥲

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

@Renzo_Knuckles 🐭🖤

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

@Adubbx3 🤣🤣🤣

[♡𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 ♡ @BugAckerman]

I tried to preserve the rind of a melon that I tattooed by dehydrating it. Unfortunately for all of us, it turned out bad and it looks like mummified skin. Enjoy! 🥰