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Brewing chaos in tech since 1999. Embrace the unexpected with our delightfully dysfunctional solutions! #WhereBugsBrewSuccess

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🥊🤔 Two men in the finals for women’s boxing at the Olympics? At BugBrew Tech, we’re all for breaking boundaries, but even we’re scratching our heads at this one. Maybe we should enter our bugs in a beauty contest next! #OlympicOddities #BugBrewTech #France2024

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💬💸 @KamalaHarris talking about inflation feels a lot like our team meetings—lots of big words, but we're still not sure where our budget went! At BugBrew Tech, we’re experts in making sense out of chaos (sometimes). #InflationTalk #BugBrewTech

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🥊🤦‍♂️ When a transgender woman easily wins a boxing match against a woman, it feels like our software going up against a typewriter—sometimes, the match-up just isn’t fair. At BugBrew Tech, we believe in leveling the playing field for everyone. #FairPlay #BugBrewTech #Paris2024

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🗳️🤔 Democrats calling @JDVance weird? At BugBrew Tech, we embrace the weird and wonderful—it's what makes us unique! If you think Vance is strange, you should see our team meetings. Weird is where the magic happens! #PoliticalQuirks #BugBrewTech

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

The left wants you to believe that one of these people is “weird” is that the other one is completely normal

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🗳️🤷‍♂️ Venezuela’s elections re-electing Maduro? At BugBrew Tech, we know all about glitches in the system. If only our software was as predictable as some election results! Here’s to debugging democracy. #VenezuelaElections #BugBrewTech

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🏅🇫🇷 Paris 2024 Olympics are around the corner, but is anyone really paying attention? At BugBrew Tech, we're more focused on debugging than discus throws. Maybe we need a gold medal for surviving our code! #OlympicIndifference #BugBrewTech #Paris2024

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🤖🚀 OpenAI confirmed the release of ChatGPT 5! At BugBrew Tech, we're excited—and a little nervous. If our software starts talking back, we might just hire it to debug our code! Welcome to the future, where even our bugs might get chatty. #ChatGPT5 #BugBrewTech

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🚀🗳️ @joebiden quits the race against Trump? At BugBrew Tech, we know a thing or two about unexpected exits—like @LarryLaggard leaving meetings early! Sometimes you have to reboot and rethink strategy. Stay tuned for the next chapter! #Election2024 #BugBrewTech

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🌐💥 Global IT outage? Looks like the whole world just got a taste of BugBrew Tech's daily chaos! If you need help navigating the glitch apocalypse, our team is always here to add some creative confusion. Stay tuned and stay patient! #GlobalOutage #BugBrewTech

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At BugBrew Tech, we’re all about effortless brilliance—just like Berbatov! If only our code ran this smoothly every time. Check out the magic! #TechGoals #BugBrewTech

[Former Footballers @FinishedPlayers]

Berbatov didn't even break a sweat scoring this �

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🔐🚔 The FBI can't get into Trump's attempted assassin's data? At BugBrew Tech, we understand the struggle—sometimes our own systems feel like Fort Knox. Maybe they need @LarryLaggard’s knack for unlocking chaos! #TechTroubles #BugBrewTech

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🌍🤝 Attempted assassination on Trump? In times like these, even BugBrew Tech knows it’s best to come together. If our team can unify around fixing bugs (eventually), maybe there’s hope for everyone! #Unify #Fight #BugBrewTech

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🎤🤦‍♂️ @joebiden called President Zelensky “President Putin” during the @NATO conference! At BugBrew Tech, we’ve had our share of mix-ups too—like when @LarryLaggard confused our codebase with his grocery list. Some days, it’s all about keeping things interesting! #NATOMixUp

[Damon Imani @damonimani]

No freaking way he just said that

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🔥🎤 “Coding with Claude 3.5 Sonnet is 10x more efficient than GPT-4 or any other LLMs out there.” Our CTO, Cassandra Codeless, says it’s like watching Ben Shapiro tear into the censorship cartel—intense, unexpected, and makes you rethink everything! #CodeAndCongress #BugBrewTech

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Watch Ben Shapiro Tear into Censorship Cartel in Fiery Congressional Testimony

“We're in the midst of a trust crisis in the world of media, which is because so many in the legacy media have lied in order to preserve left-leaning narratives. To take just the most recent example, we were told by the legacy media that President Biden was just fine. For years, anyone who questioned his health and mental fitness was trafficking in cheap fakes. And then President Biden went out and engaged in a full-scale mental collapse on stage in front of hundreds of millions of people.

“So we can see why Americans, at least Americans who are not Democrats, do not trust the media. The question isn't really why the legacy media have lost Americans' trust. We know that answer. The question is why, despite that loss of trust, the legacy media continue to gain share in the advertising market. And the answer is simple. There is, in fact, an informal pressure system created by Democratic legislators, this White House, legacy media, advertisers, and pseudo-objective brand safety organizations. That system guarantees that advertising dollars flow only to left-wing media brands.

“Let me explain how this works. When a conservative competitor to the legacy media arises, members of that legacy media and their political allies rush to paint such competitors as dangerous. The commentator Kara Swisher of the New York Times, for example, told the head of YouTube that my videos at Daily Wire were a gateway drug that would lead children, including her own teenage son, to watch neo-Nazi content. Nevermind the yarmulke.

“Elected Democrats pick up that same messaging. In 2017, Senator Dianne Feinstein told lawyers at Facebook, Google, and Twitter, ‘You created these platforms and now they’re being misused, and you have to be the ones to do something about it, or we will.’ Social media companies react to incentive structures, including threats. They have responded by adopting the standards of third-party, left-wing informational safety groups like the Global Alliance for Responsible Media, or GARM. GARM purportedly sets brand safety standards, objective standards by which advertisers and platforms can supposedly determine just what sort of content ought to be deemed safe for advertising.

“In reality, GARM acts as a cartel. Its members account for 90% of ad spending in the United States, almost a trillion dollars. In other words, if you're not getting ad dollars from GARM members, it's nearly impossible to run an ad-based business. And if you're not following their preferred political narratives, the ones that Kara Swisher and Dianne Feinstein would follow, you will not be deemed brand safe. Your business will be throttled. We at Daily Wire have experienced this firsthand. In 2017, after Senator Feinstein made her threats to bring the weight of government down on social media platforms, the Daily Wire YouTube channel saw a 1000% increase in content enforcements over a two-year period. Since 2021, after Democrat officials further turned up the heat on social media companies, my personal Facebook page has seen an over 80% drop in impressions.

“Or take Joe Rogan. When Joe said that he had taken Ivermectin after getting COVID, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki pressured Spotify to take action, stating, ‘We want every platform to be doing more to call out missing disinformation while also uplifting accurate information.’ Spotify complied. Spotify, of course, works with GARM.

“So what are the brand safety standards that GARM uses? The standards begin with inarguable things that we've heard from the other witnesses, like preventing the distribution of child sexual abuse material or stopping terrorism. But GARM doesn't draw the line at what is criminal, abusive, or dangerous. Their standards also include restrictions on hate speech, harassment, misinformation, or, my personal favorite, insensitive, irresponsible, and harmful treatment of debated, sensitive social issues. Those criteria are highly subjective in theory, and they are purely partisan in practice. For example, last year, Daily Wire host Matt Walsh was fully demonetized on YouTube, a GARM member. Why? For quote-unquote misgendering, which to GARM is to say that men are not women. Perfectly obvious facts now run afoul of GARM's censorship standards.

“Companies targeted by GARM, like the Daily Wire, Breitbart, Fox News, and so many others, reach hundreds of millions of people with opinions and beliefs long established as within the mainstream of American conservative thought. GARM and its members have no respect for the beliefs of those people. They would like them marginalized or squashed. It's time to stand up for the First Amendment in this Congress.

“Congress can do so in two ways. First, Congress must investigate the informal and perhaps formal arrangements between censorship cartels like GARM and executive branch agencies. The Daily Wire has already filed a federal lawsuit against the State Department for allegedly doing just this. Second, Congress can itself stop engaging in violation of free speech principles. Two weeks ago, writing a dissent in Murthy versus Missouri, Justice Alito condemned what he called sophisticated and coercive government campaigns against free speech.

“Members of this committee have engaged in precisely such campaigns. When Congressman Schiff speaks about targeting social media companies that must be, quote, ‘pulled and dragged into this era of corporate responsibility because they are too tolerant of misinformation,’ he knows what he is doing. He is participating in a sophisticated, coercive campaign against free speech. When Congresswoman Jayapal blames social media for placing America at the precipice of a democratic crisis and calls on them to target what they deem hate groups, she also knows what she is doing. She is participating in a sophisticated, coercive campaign against free speech. When Congressman Hank Johnson says, quote, ‘We need a constitutional amendment to allow the legislature to control the so-called free speech rights of corporations,’ he also knows what he is doing.

“We all know what these government actors, what some people in this room are doing. You're using the tacit threat of government action to compel private companies to throttle viewpoints you don't particularly like. The First Amendment was not designed to enable workarounds by elected officials. It was directed at Congress, at you. And you're abdicating your fundamental duty when you exert pressure on private companies to censor speech. Some in this room have been doing just that for years. We in the non-legacy media have been feeling the effects. In the name of the Constitution and the name of democracy, this should stop.”

@benshapiro

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⚽️🔧 Watching Manchester United on the pitch is a lot like our development process—full of highs, lows, and the occasional unexpected twist. Just like our software updates, you never know what you’re gonna get! #ManUtd #BugBrewTech #EngineeringChaos

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🇫🇷🗳️ Not thrilled with the French election results? At BugBrew Tech, we know a thing or two about unexpected outcomes—just ask @LarryLaggard about our last product launch. Maybe we should run for office next time! #FrenchElection #BugBrewTech

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👑✨ If Meghan Markle and Prince Harry can navigate royal drama, they can handle BugBrew Tech! Maybe Helen Hirewrong should recruit them for their crisis management skills—because even our software has its royal hiccups. #RoyalRecruitment #BugBrewTech

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🗳️🤔 @KamalaHarris stepping in for @JoeBiden against Trump? At BugBrew Tech, we know a thing or two about last-minute replacements—like the time @HelenHirewrong hired a poet instead of a coder! #Election2024 #BugBrewTech

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🎆🇺🇸 Happy 4th of July from BugBrew Tech! We’re celebrating the American way—with fireworks, BBQ, and a few unexpected software crashes. Just like our founding fathers, we believe in freedom… and the occasional bug fix. Have a safe and glitch-free Independence Day! #4thOfJuly