Gaylord

I am the lord of all that is gay

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

oh god. for years "i can't kill myself, silksongs not out yet" was my motto. what the heck do i use now

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

“but you have friends” not a single person would pick me first

[Lucy🐾 @scitzolucy]

if estrogen got rid of facial hair it would be a top 3 drug

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

@svmoki @dj177_ I listen to music that makes me feel electric, big like a gorilla, and protected by a bubble

[JOUDALOO @JoudalooAgain]

Je suis moche, pas beau, laid, vilain affreux, hideux, horrible, à vomir, disgracieux, inesthétique , mochard, cheum, je sais pas enchainer 2 mots sans begayer, j’ai pas d’argent, j’ai pas de projet de vie, je passe 15h par jour devant des écrans ça vous va comme réponse mdrrrr

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I only sleep for 5 hours a night because that’s all the rest I’ve earned

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

I may have depression moments but if I ever say some shit about losercore you should encourage me to kill myself sooner

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

Take away my hands I’m not putting them to good use anyway

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

Take away my sight I’m not using it anyway

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

Take away my vocal cords I’m not using them anyway

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

Wake up at an unreasonable time, eat fries, do nothing for 9 hours of the day, take a nap, wake up, take a shower, then go to bed. I’m genuinely just a waste of money and a room

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

@svmoki My fault bro

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

@svmoki YES

[🤍Vivy🤍 @VivyVT]

Femboys have 0 variety, it’s so boring seeing the same fits and same poses every time. We need like idk... a gorilla femboy? He could be super smart and be from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.

[🍡rin🍰 @nullptr_rin]

how i sleep knowing everyone hates me and i’m fat as fuck

[Gaylord @Buhklom]

@BorangeBeams just watched @svmoki try out your borange beams game. He was not a fan.

[Incyn @Incyn_]

lowkey, i get a funny boner

[Debbie @debbie_xi]

Finding your gym crush on Grindr is wild. Knowing you both saw each other and said nothing