Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you
Nothing makes me prouder to be an American than seeing Europeans saying we’d never survive a European summer struggling to adapt to the heat in America for the World Cup. Bet ice water and AC sounds super nice now huh??
America is an objectively awful evil country in so many ways which only makes it more hilarious that whenever. Europeans try and come for us, their attacks are the food (?), the natural geography (??), and pop culture and sports (???). That’s like literally all we do well!
It’s awesome when you’re a kid and don’t know how to dress and can go to Walmart with your mom and pick out the Dr Pepper shirt because that’s a drink you like