Scott thomas @builtforspeed - Twitter Profile

over 13 years ago

Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good. http://t.co/TdVMXraLpx

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over 13 years ago

Hey, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Also tonight. http://t.co/t5VDTVUL8N

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over 13 years ago

http://t.co/AgU46XQN Grandma, the words are very similar, but you "butt dialed" me. You didn't booty call me.

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over 13 years ago

I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. http://t.co/kRP3q5S2

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over 13 years ago

http://t.co/3S6wkJfP Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.

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over 13 years ago

http://t.co/J0gOXl8q "Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/J0gOXl8q Balloons think they're so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, "Pfft."

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