buisness-bitch

Business bitch

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

I want an award for being the only brown person in the office.

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

I'm heartbroken - every time.
I join feeling positive and then the life is sucked out of me.

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

I don't want to cry at work, I really don't and if I do I want it to be because some hot person in the office broke my heart not because my superiors are ineffective at communicating their expectations.

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

You know what sucks? When your boss makes a post on Facebook on how you should correct people in private, but then drags you in front of the whole staff, enough that others try to comfort you in the middle of the MEETING!

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

not 1 not 2 BUT 5X I've had to show my male coworker how to load printer paper into the printer

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

at staff meetings my manager constantly forgets about me so EVERY meeting she looks around and is "shocked" to see me sitting in the same seat I sit in every time and goes "oh..sorry" points at me "do you have anything to share?"

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

The fact is that very few people here understand how to properly communicate, I have to spend hours trying to decipher passive aggressive/vague/confusing emails & I end up anxious and with no solutions.

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

wat i'm an idiot?

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who want me? i make music, i be funny on twitter sometimes, and i have a lightning mcqueen twin bed.

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

dodedodedodode iwihsh iwas in disneyland, bootieajeikehgoiwhejglfwiehtijghiwheoijghdliwehtlijfjkgheislehgoeihejlsirehtl4ewi - oh hey sorry, I had to smash my keyboard to look really busy for the last 15 minutes of my shift so people think i did something these past 8hrs

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

also this is a j0key, no one please be mad it's a hehehe not a hohoho

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

i bet women didn't think about the awfulness of having too poop in office bathrooms when they marched for "our" rights

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

so what I'm a bitch and I never know the answers to any questions asked by my boss I'm a personal assistant not siri

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

i too would like an over enthusiastic white boomer to be my parent & say things like "slay" "rainbow bc ur gay", while they also take over all of my financial responsibility bc I'm a tender and sweet 22 babe

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

i'm a baby! what the fuck am I doing w03king????

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

coworkers: can u help write emails in your native tongue?

me: lol sure

me helps them....

coworkers: r u sure that's how u say that? I took this language in college a million years ago and we didn't do it like this hehE.

me: hehehehhahahahHAHAHAHA u big dumb

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

Why do people insist on asking me to attend meetings? It's boring & I'm not interested

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

my coworkers after copying and pasting past slides into google slides

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

I have a coworker that every now and then just moans to let everyone know that he's here ... : /

[buisness-bitch @BuisnessB]

my coworkers still call me by the wrong name, i'm 8 months into the position.