Conway Tweety

Mostly sex jokes...DM w/Questions

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

Winners make money and give orgasms. If you’re not consistently doing both then 🤷‍♂️

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

If you really loved me these 5 inches would feel like 10 🤷‍♂️

#MAIDNetflix

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

I’d like to think that the little boy from the movie Coco grew up to be El Mariachi in the movie Desperado @antoniobanderas

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

@TheSource Sell some plasma

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

My mom was Pickles in Black Belt Jones

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

@WomanH2 @KING5Seattle What are you wearing?

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

@LilNasX But will it drop casually all over my cheeks? Probably not….

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

@MarableErica @PFTompkins Because Cali rocks!!

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

@Reuters Cool that he got to meet her

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

4 poltergeist materialized from the angst and dried cum of 2010

[Alyssa Vingan @alyssavingan]

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[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

Going around slapping elderly people that DONT remember 9/11

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

When you meet some republican thiccness you gotta say, “hey bitch, lemme clap them cheeks for freedom”.

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

Would you suck a juggalo’s dick for world peace?

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

Finding the beauty in the Jim/Michelle love story in American Pie 1, and hinging the sequels on that is the greatest screenwriting feat of the last 30 years

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

Every time you watch American Pie Tarah Reid gets a tiny bit stronger. #strength

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

Yeah baby!! And pro raw, unprotected sex 👏👏👏🔥

[Family Research Council @FRCdc]

The Bible is ardently and unequivocally pro-life.

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

I’m excited about this #ClimateCrisis…Mother Earth is about to be soooo hot and wet 🔥🔥

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

My grandfather jumped into combat on D-Day so that I’d be able to DM Amy Adams shit like, “Lick you like a lizard when I’m slizzered, or sober, six million ways to fold ya.” @Outkast

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

@KatieDaviscourt

[Conway Tweety @BukowskiLite]

@KatieDaviscourt All you buffoons should read the actual bill. It’s about escalation of force. Also, probable cause has always been the criteria police are supposed to use when dealing with alleged criminals...well at least since the bill of rights was adopted, you know that pesky constitution.