Bukran

Brevity is the soul of wit. Twitter is its mortal tabernacle. yo/tú/él/ella/usted/nosotros/vosotros/ellos/ellas/ustedes

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@WardRadioShow I fixed it for him. You're welcome.

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@johndehlin Got you a new logo that won't give you any copyright issues.

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Taco Bell Home Water Birth

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Unironic dashboard Jesus bobblehead

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Cake Effect

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Family Ham Evening

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Mnemonic device to remember the compass rose:

N ever
E at
S tinky
W omen

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Okay, but why are they called prophetesses and not prophettes? 🤔

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Paying more taxes does not make you morally superior.

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People of Utah, please vote out @SenMikeLee. Such an embarrassment to American Democracy, the state, our common humanity, and the Gospel.

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Working title: Finding God in a Dying Mall

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Have a very merry secular Christmas.

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Señor Linger Longer

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An aggressive German Shepherd? NOW I've seen everything...

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General authority vampire fan fiction

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[Placeholder joke about Hitler as a furry]

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Big Brothers Big Sisters really should be a support group for gigantism and/or the obese.

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DJ DMZ
DJ Cebu City

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Attended a hardware show in Indianapolis and I'm relatively sure I've achieved Midwestern singularity.

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A https://t.co/PXRdDyNUdt genie only grants you one wish but it breaks after 4 days.