German City Boi

I tweet like my wife is not on Twitter and she definitely is 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️ #AΦA | #UNCGAlumnus | #KeepPounding

[German City Boi @BulletShellz]

Three things I want to do while overseas.

1- Snowboard in the ALPs
2- Go to French Open and Wimbledon
3- Do a Yacht party in the Mediterranean with friends

[German City Boi @BulletShellz]

@ChuckDeluxe252 Thanks homie

[German City Boi @BulletShellz]

@ChuckDeluxe252 Exactly, just gotta toss ya name in the hat at least

[German City Boi @BulletShellz]

@ChuckDeluxe252 Remote for that bread?! Shiiiiiiiit

[Jeff Davies, the Energy OG @EnergyCredit1]

What the actual fuck is happening in the US?

[mxm @lwaaziiii]

Complaining that a phone appears out of nowhere in a game where you can pull a fucking bazooka out of your pocket is hilarious😂

[🏴‍☠️ Geraldo 🏴‍☠️ @LowendAssJerry]

Why he ain’t put no fish tank inna center console like he did everybody else

[Iron Heart ❤️ @Thickfitjen]

Almost tore his ACL again LMFAOOOO

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This is actually insane

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

They better get on OnlyNations and start selling it.

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

Imagine if Zohran Mamdani had misquoted the Declaration of Independence in his 4th of July speech. We'd get a hundred threads about how this proves yet again that immigrants aren't real Americans and shouldn't be elected to public office

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: In April, you said you had a guy who was going to do the Reflecting Pool renovation in a week for about a million dollars. It's been 2 months, $16.5 million.

Trump: Okay, ready? Barack Hussein Obama. Have you ever heard of him?

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Niggas don’t know how blessed they are to have all this easy access to porn nowadays I used to bang my shit to the extended commercials

[Rohit @heyrohitai]

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I've seen $300 courses that don't cover what they teach in the first 8 minutes.

Watch it and bookmark it now.

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Praise @PraiseClip]

the funniest thing about soulja boy doing everything first is the fact that there's somehow always proof too lmao 🤣

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

is this a real song