Demon Bull King

The rightful king of your world. My family's the only thing that matters, others: kneel || Ran for mayor and won it in a landslide. Suck my horns, Robert ||

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

"iS tHiS aBoUt MeRlIn aGaIn" YES IT IS ABOUT MERLIN AGAIN

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

I miss them. It has been so long and still my heart aches over those blasted idiots. I stare quietly at the pages of fanfiction on my screen, but alas, it is not enough to heal the years of agony within my soul
Alas, at least I can rewatch the series. But still

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

To be rather honest, Azure and Macaque always seemed a little fruity towards each other. You didn't hear it from me

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

Apologies, my son has angrily stormed into the living room to scream that the animal in the moving picture is actually a tortoise and that I should not be sharing his 'embarrassing' childhood moments

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

As a tot, Red Son would headbutt everyone and everything. It was like constantly being accosted by a particularly hyperactive, dedicated turtle

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

As a tot, Red Son would headbutt everyone and everything. It was like constantly being accosted by a particularly hyperactive, dedicated turtle

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@glushieroni //The Fourth Wall Has A Reset Button. L4D2 fanfic where Ellis becomes gradually aware that he's in a video game and can't escape

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

Existence is lying face down on the floor for hours and somehow still managing to be a functioning person in the other hours

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@maccysixears You should step down into a hospital, brother

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

I miss them. It has been so long and still my heart aches over those blasted idiots. I stare quietly at the pages of fanfiction on my screen, but alas, it is not enough to heal the years of agony within my soul
Alas, at least I can rewatch the series. But still

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@yellowtusk A ski bidi. Return it to the snow from whence it came

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@PrinceRedson__ SPLENDID. I WILL PREPARE A FEAST! And I will bake cookies.

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@_TheSunWukong_ @J4D3DRAG0N YOU TWO WERE CONSTANTLY FLIRTING? HE- HE WAS VERY PERSUASIVE AND HAD A CUTE LITTLE DRESS, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK? My wife is the brains in my relationship and I hadn't met her yet at the time, Macaque was my braincell back then :<

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@_TheSunWukong_ @J4D3DRAG0N But- but he came to my house and said you two were getting married and wanted to pick out his own wedding gift, he took so much shit- oh that little bastard, I'm going to kill him

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@TheMonkieKid Wukong would trick us into doing his responsibilities, too, in our youth, in stupid clothes

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@macadze He is very pretty but he cheats at board games

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@J4D3DRAG0N Your weird words make my braincell confused

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@_TheSunWukong_ @J4D3DRAG0N WERE YOU NOT MARRIED? I BROUGHT YOU A WEDDING GIFT IN OUR YOUTH? I DEMAND COMPENSATION

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@PrinceRedson__ We should keep him so your mother stops requesting me to hold her bags, he can hold them while she tries on fifty different outfits only to choose the same thing as last time instead of me and you can stop sulking and pining in your room

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

Why do monkeys have such cute faces, I just want to punt them and yet also protect them from the cruel world at the same time. Like children

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

If I was a bird, I would be a bullrd

[Demon Bull King @BullKingDBK]

@_TheSunWukong_ @J4D3DRAG0N !?