@PureSaiyaness He quickly rummages through a few files on his computer before sending some info to a flash drive.
“You make me worry about you Goki... always have.”
He hands it to her, it contained a basic kindergarten video about no-no areas and bad touching.
“When you get home, watch this.”
@PureSaiyaness “Goki!” He grabs her wrists and places them down at her sides.
“That’s what people like. All the stuff you just did are things you should not. Do you understand Goki?... Goki...”
He snaps his fingers a few times.
@PureSaiyaness “It’s... well it’s because...”
He could get into the science of it but Goki is a complete idiot. Better not waste his time doing that.
“It’s ... because they look nice, Goki.” His arms fold.
“It’s as simple as that. When people see something that looks nice, they wanna grab it.”
@PureSaiyaness Over protective of his first friend, he lifts his eyebrows. “Wait what?”
He took the cigarette from his lips and flicked it.
“Goki, who is touching your breasts? We talked about this remember? That’s a no-no area meant only for your husband.”
@PrincessVegeena
Bulma readies that legendary spousal rage, finding his wife’s sweat drenched clothes all over the floor... he tried to walk around it and stepped on a piece of chipped armor, cutting his foot.
He taps the intercom...
“VEGENAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
He’s pissed.
@MightfulSaiyan “As long as you add me to your list of things to do tonight.”
He whispers discreetly. The mansion has ears when you have a ten year old flying around.
He gives her butt a playful pinch on her way in the door.
“Your prince is extremely deprived.”
@MightfulSaiyan Cheerful doesn’t begin to describe the look of content on his face.
“Why don’t we get off the balcony for a while and go inside. You never gave me a chance to check the new power level you told me about.”
@MightfulSaiyan Bulma embraces her without skipping a beat.
“You must’ve been afraid too. That must be true if you’re actually hugging me. I don’t blame you. It worries me to death the way you beat up your body. Even if it does make you stronger.”
@MightfulSaiyan -Later on an alien princess came to kill my friend and sell my planet.
My girlfriend died because of her and later she left me for another man.
Now I’m married to the alien who killed my ex girlfriend. The abnormal is my normal...
But I’m okay with that.”
@MightfulSaiyan I met Son-chan and watched her punch a Minotaur between the eyes. At that point I realized that yes, sure I’m a genius and I’m handsome... but that doesn’t help me when I’m about to get killed by a psycho. So I embraced the abnormal and played my part to help make a difference.-
"You hear that? That's the sound of the fandom cheering me on.
Because just like Kakarotta, I too have plot armor.'
Is then one-shotted for her self-awareness.