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Life isn't meant to be taken too seriously.

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@benshapiro Listen, guys, its not my fault I gave you bad advice, the people that always lie lied to me.

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@LibertyCappy I'd love to help, but that would violate the social distancing rules.

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@MayraFlores4TX "Invest in Hispanic communities" sounds a lot like "pander to racial groups and give them free shit" to me. Republicans should not be acting like Democrats.

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@1True_American_ The sun shines on both sinners and saints, and the storms fall on us both. Adam and Eve wanted to know both good and evil, so here we are.

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@mattgaetz So you're saying that Mike Johnson genuinely believes he's doing a good job, and it's everyone else that's the problem.

Got it. Can we fire him now?

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@messedupfoods Hi Chloe, I want to live too.

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@RetroCoast Sure, just like oil and gasoline are the exact same thing in every way because they came from the same hole in the ground.

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@_brinxinx Allow me to clarify why a man would be upset in this situation.

It's not about her denying him sex, it's about the fact that she felt entitled to $150 of his money. Nobody needs $150 worth of food and drinks in one setting. This is parasite behavior.

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@RazorFist Name a major Hollywood movie in the last 20 years that portrays Christianity as respectfully as it portrays any other religion. I'll wait.

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@JesterJum Even a 6 year old would pay sales tax on a candy bar. Children are represented by their parents until the age of majority, when they become responsible for themselves and can also vote.

It's working as intended.

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@shagbark_hick There are no disagreements within the Church on who Jesus is, what he did, and what it takes to be saved. The places where we disagree are places that are less central to our core beliefs. Reasonable people can disagree on how to live as a Christian, but not on who Christ is.

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@BradleyGrey_ Sure, I guess you know better than God then.

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@springbrease @ItIsHoeMath Tell that to all the men signing up to defend our country without being drafted.

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@EveKeneinan Of course, because atheism is a religion just like anything else. They still believe in a higher power, either themselves or something in nature, why else would they try so hard to shout down other religions? If nothing happens when we die then who cares what anyone thinks?

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@usuallypregnant Oh hell no. All women have to do then is be as toxic as possible and push the man away and she gets all his stuff. Maybe focus on being the kind of woman he wants to return to and stop trying to steal all our shit.

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@GiaMMacool As a man, I can confirm this is the best way to rekindle a relationship. It really is that simple. I've rarely received this kind of attention in all of my relationships, consistency is indeed the key. Communication is also important, men often miss subtle cues.

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@S_Brown78 @her_resonancex @GiaMMacool There are selfish and broken men, and women too. Chances are you'll date one at some point if you date long enough. It's better to focus on what you can do better next time than what they did wrong. If you're consistently having bad relationships, you may be the common factor.

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@TylerLa7 @RealCandaceO The bullet was said to enter from the neck and then lodge into the spine, I fail to see how this would happen if shot from behind

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@MyLordBebo I would never watch the WNBA, but I might actually watch this

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@clareanneath You may know after 6 months but give it a full year. It's helpful to know how your partner acts during all the seasons and holidays.