Bumptiousbilly

I love language. I like to think I have a dry sense of humour, but I'm bumptious sometimes apparently.

[Sea @panaceanne]

Could watch this all day😍

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Even
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[Bianca 💫 @bianca_cristall]

Like, repost and check dms

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A manager shares the glory, but takes the blame

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Stagflation is no good for anyone, not just bad news for stags….

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I’ve lost my bant

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I prefer my martini slightly stirred and then shaken

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Put it this way,I’m getting to know Coventry very well.

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Mushy peas are ok but not mushy pears…

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Cancelling HS2 would be an act of levelling down

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Why does straight always have to be narrow?

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Even the 🐈‍⬛ fell out with me

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Black and white photos of zebras are best….

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My cat is a natural southpaw

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The cafe at the golf club is very hit and miss

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Cutting corners is easy with scissors

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😟 thanks for iirirttiittiitoooyyy

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I remember when grapes had seeds…

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So many champagne socialists are ready to pounce on those tory lefties, acknowledge the inherent hypocrisy on both sides and move on.