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shawarma and coke

[Awkward Bachur @endimem_music]

*sweaty balhabos 14 shots of tequila in*

"CHAAAAAAAAADESHHH CHADESH YAMEIIIIIIIIINUU"

*veins bulging*

[BumpyTable @BumpyTable_]

#MyXAnniversary

[BumpyTable @BumpyTable_]

@TheBelaaz This is from a video game...

[Yossi Farro @FarroYossi]

Out of all the targets they could choose, they’re attacking Hatzalah the volunteer EMS service that saves lives by reaching patients in as little as three minutes, compared to the 15–20 minutes often taken by standard ambulances.

Hatzalah volunteers dedicated Jewish EMTs and paramedics rush to help anyone who calls, regardless of race, religion, or background. Thousands of Jews and non-Jews alike owe their lives to these selfless responders who answer the call without hesitation.

Smearing Hatzalah’s reputation to fuel antisemitic hate is not just wrong it’s disgraceful and dangerous.
It undermines a proven life-saving organization that serves the entire community.

Defend the heroes who save lives every day. Hatzalah deserves respect and support, not baseless attacks.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Cleveland Sports Talk @CLEsportsTalk]

Giving away a Myles Garrett jersey with the playoffs this weekend! Next year, you'll wear it at the #Browns stadium!

Must #Like and/or #Retweet this post. Must be FOLLOWING @CLEsportsTalk

[𝕐𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕗 @Yakovolf]

Have you heard of Kiryas Joel, New York?

Kiryas Joel is a legally incorporated New York municipality governed by New York State law and the U.S. Constitution.

95%+ of the village's residents are Hasidic Jews, creating a cohesive, high-trust, low-crime, drug-free community built on shared values and mutual support.

Residents express these preferences through voting based on shared interests and values. At the same time, under U.S. law, anyone is free to purchase a home and participate in this stable, family-oriented environment.

Virtually all residents are bilingual, speaking Yiddish as their first language. Everyone understands and can converse in English, which is the standard for business, legal, and civic interactions with the state.

The community is centered on family, expressed in an average of 7 children per household. As a result, it is one of the fastest-growing municipalities in the United States, with a median age of approximately 15 and over 57% of the population being minors.

Since child labor is prohibited in America, the per capita income is very low, at roughly $13,000. Under New York State law, SNAP income eligibility increases with household size, so about 35% of households use SNAP to help support their children.

Almost all children attend private yeshivas, which represents a multibillion-dollar savings for New York taxpayers, saving the state roughly $36,000 per child each year.

Economically, this community is a net contributor, generating a massive tax base through its own commerce and development. These aren't "secular tax dollars" being drained, they are their own tax dollars being reinvested into the region.

Like-minded people choosing to live together does not make it an ethno-state; it makes it a community.

There are hundreds of towns across the United States, from the Midwest to Arkansas, with populations that are over 95% white, where residents live among people who share the same heritage and values.

Stop complaining about "problems" that do not exist. A better response would be to follow Kiryas Joel's example: educate your own children, build a safe, high-trust environment, and remain a peaceful, productive, law-abiding part of the United States.

[BumpyTable @BumpyTable_]

@hoiznichtsauber The best part about this is that your twin is David Attenborough.

[BumpyTable @BumpyTable_]

@Kwen_C Hot take: Jalen Hurts...

[Browns fan UK @brownsfanuk]

🚨It’s the FINAL DAY of Pro Bowl voting

‼️VOTES COUNT AS DOUBLE‼️

🔁 Repost to vote for SCHWESINGER

#ProBowlVote Carson Schwesinger

#Browns

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

With the first candle being lit last night, we want to wish a Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis https://t.co/JFjB7aQ4lr

[BumpyTable @BumpyTable_]

Waiting for someone to say India

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Delete one thing from Planet Earth

to make it a better place

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

We're giving one lucky winner a piece of the action with an authentic practice jersey! Just hit us with a repost for your chance to win 🔁

@Binary_Defense | #DawgPound

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

We're giving one lucky winner the chance to take home an authentic piece of practice! Hit us with a repost to enter.

@Binary_Defense | #DawgPound

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

America is at the point where a social media influencer practicing free speech is executed live and half the country celebrates it. Having opinions people disagree with is apparently eligible for the death penalty. This is an existential problem for the future of democracy.

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

GOOD MORNING!

To celebrate Shedeur Sanders' first start, I'm giving away his jersey!

Like and retweet this post to enter!
(I ask that you follow me to win!)

Winner selected in one week!

Good luck!
GO BROWNS 🔥

[UFC Roster Watch @UFCRosterWatch]

❌ Fighter removed: Anthony Smith

[Shloime Zionce | שלומי זייאנץ 👑 @Chusidel]

If @joerogan ever invites me on, I’ll show up to the studio in a Shtreimel.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

@Chusidel @joerogan @joerogan make it happen.

Shlomie is the White House correspondent for an orthodox paper.