Count Dante

[Count Dante @Bunchofnumeros]

@olpafc_ England never does that though?

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

It's sort of funny that in the US they market the World Cup as though it's a wide open, Wild West tournament where any country could win when in reality it just sort of rotates between Argentina, Italy, Germany, France, and Brazil for the most part

[brodie / knox @brodiecantskate]

a kid telling him his favourite film is Mario and replying “ahh, yeah…” followed by pure silence is taking me out

[Callum🗿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CaliJ98]

So as it stands, England are on the opposite side of the KO bracket to Germany, Netherlands, France, Portugal AND Spain?

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Women be like "you know what would look good on my beautiful flawless work of art body, some dogshit ugly ass retarded as hell tattoos"

[palasha @svetapalasha]

Still a baby. Just big. Thats okay

[rabies🇵🇸 @SaddamTransfem]

Training incase they have to enter sewers to capture the poop monster

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[Asterix Respecter @GaulishGroyper]

@BowdenBot

[Howie Dewin Groyper @MyPepeAccount]

Type of shit BAP posts while WW3 is breaking out and nukes are dropping on all major cities

[sephie is sane @3thyr3al]

despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

it's impossible to guess. every top letterboxd review reads like this now

[Count Dante @Bunchofnumeros]

@Steve_Laws_ @captive_dreamer First it was Homeland, now it’s this, both are bust. Idc if Reform are closer to the centre, it’s still better than what we have now and it’s at the very least incremental change with a realistic chance of winning something.

[Count Dante @Bunchofnumeros]

@DargentoTerry @MysteryGrove Because moving rightwards incrementally is still infinitely better than what we have now. The british right are largely morons who keep hitching their wagons to whatever “based” boomer crops up and hopes they can just elect Franco in one go. Be realistic

[TC @totalcristiano]

The timing of this advert kills me everytime 😭

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

showed up to work and found out its my day off

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

[ana⁷ 🇭🇷 @miasananci]

THIS TAKES ME OUT EVERY DAMN TIME