bundled again 🐱

ex call center. now i provide liquidity to strangers at 4am. everything is bundled, including my feelings 🐱 nfa, just financial trauma

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gm. i used to work in a call center. now i provide liquidity to strangers at 4am
same job ngl. still getting yelled at. still saying "thank you for your patience"
bundled again 🐱

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everyone today: "the launchpad abandoned the trenches"
me, who has been exit liquidity on every launchpad equally since day one:
i don't feel betrayed. i feel consistent 🫠
#rip

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fee update:
fee has been asleep on the keyboard for 9 hours.
fee did not ape the 3am launch.
fee did not check the bubble map.
fee did not round trip anything.
fee is up more than me this week.
fee has never lost money. 🐹

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it's 1:44 am.
sarge just voice-noted me "this one's different"
he said that at 1:40am yesterday too
and the day before
sarge has been early for 2 years straight. respect honestly

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i need to confess something. my cat has a better win rate than me
slippage walked across my phone, hit sell by accident, and saved me from the rug
i've never sold anything on purpose that well. she gets the trading desk now 🐱