Destiny Puns

Tweeting out puns every 6 hours • Destiny fanboy life

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What is a time when Warlocks are in charge? An Age to Come #DestinyPuns

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Why did the gaurdian cross the road? So the story would have a plot #DestinyPuns

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A guardian attacks vex with a fusion rifle and misses. He says, “I failed my plan, see?” #DestinyPuns

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My friends keep bringing up exotic hand cannons, it’s like a thorn in my side #DestinyPuns

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I would tell more puns but once you’ve heard one, you’ve heard cabal #DestinyPuns

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The enemy spawns ghosts that are crimson. You could say they had a red death #DestinyPuns

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Just went russian around the cosmodrome #DestinyPuns

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I am fighting a Basilisk and his Dragon’s Breath is terrible #DestinyPuns

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Atheon went in for a drug test recently, turns out he was taking supplicants #DestinyPuns

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Why do titans like modern design? Who knows, they just really enjoy a Glasshouse. #DestinyPuns

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I was trying to have a discussion about Destiny weapons, but I could get the last word in #DestinyPuns

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It’s as easy as shooting fallen in a cave #DestinyPuns

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Bungie’s favorite mammal? The Anteater #DestinyPuns

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Who makes Cabal Armour? Tony Sta’arik #DestinyPuns

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I was trashing talking an opponent in PvP, it was highly invective #DestinyPuns

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Bungie’s favorite mammal? The Anteater #DestinyPuns

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What’s another name for a Goblin with a broken leg? A Hobble Goblin #DestinyPuns

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Atheon went in for a drug test recently, turns out he was taking supplicants #DestinyPuns

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What type of phone does Omnigul have? Crotarolla #DestinyPuns

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I got a new game for PS4, I guess it was my destiny #DestinyPuns