William Wungleberry

I sure do wonder who this guy is I couldn't tell ya

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

https://t.co/WJdw7IS9Fp woagggg strawpage please don't send me little pumpkins!!!!

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

@notalexdelarge I just noticed that frank Zappa has a square on his chin that's really great does that make him one of us

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO CHECK THIS uhmmm as a square myself I believe rectangles are quite wonderful but not one of us unfortunately

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

@notalexdelarge I know this pal you don't think I know about my own family?? All my cousins are rectangles!

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

@mutantpigdevil NOOOOOOOO I have a drool allergy!

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

How much hair would you have to wake up with on your pillow for you to go check a mirror to see if you're bald

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

@mutantpigdevil I'm sorry I didn't consider this...

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

@mutantpigdevil Man you must have a lot of hair!

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

Thank you I couldn't have done it without you you're so awesome man I don't know what I would've done if you weren't around #phew

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

@notalexdelarge Follow him back!

[Zye @zye_loves_music]

Poor guy... Why didn't you invite him to your lunch table ☹️

[Funk Zipper ⚣ @notalexdelarge]

Beware the midnight wet willy man

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

Sometimes I really really wish I looked like Keith Flint from The Prodigy I just think that would be so great

[Geordie Greep Protect @GreepProtect]

The way he actually ate this shit up though 😭

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

How many little beanstalks do YOU have in your front yard huh???

[The Greep @GeordieGreep]

Despite the purportedly puny penises of South Koreans, I still can’t dare but use the cubicle only, out of the innate fear that my own vessel be comically outmatched.

[Will 🧙 @ebbandflow98]

I yelled “LETS GET LIT MAN” after they played Blues and Geordie looked me dead in the eyes and went “true story, true story man, true story” then played a doo wop song about getting lit

[layne @hithisislayne]

how it feels

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

@notalexdelarge They're trying to carry me away I know too much...

[William Wungleberry @Bunglicious]

The love bugs are actually secret government spies that's why they're everywhere don't tell them I told you 🤫

[100 camerons in a trenchcoat @utopiaofbog]

saw someone say the new sounds satire of masculinity doesn’t work because it doesn’t do anything to denounce the masculinity greep is acting out in the songs which is just… so wrong
whole second part of holy holy is the mental spiral of the seemingly confident man at the start