Burattino Brick Oven Pizza

Imperfect humans crafting perfect pizza in the robot-ruled word

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@AdamPollock She’s lucky Nabokov is dead.

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Don’t leave home without it 😇🧄🖤🧄 https://t.co/05w9An9kJ7

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Don’t leave home without it 😉🧄🖤🧄 https://t.co/AVwF2BdQs9

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Not only does it tastes amazing, but it’s also amazingly healthy 😇 Google “black garlic health benefits”! You’re welcome 😉 https://t.co/VYtPQ1e57L

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But I do know how to make a killer pizza though 😉👌🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/aKi1bQZpAD

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I take my new darling with me everywhere 🧄🖤🧄 as a side note, google “black garlic health benefits” - it will 🤯❤️ @ Burattino Brick Oven Pizza https://t.co/cI10zdvVvR

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Honk if you see this on the road 😇 @ Burattino Brick Oven Pizza https://t.co/YXkaEsDyiK

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Black garlic seasoning is amazing! Like Vivaldi’s 🎼 “Four Seasonings”! Or was it “Four Seasons”? 🤔 @ Burattino Brick Oven Pizza https://t.co/w3nrVl4URC

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Not only does it tastes amazing, buts it’s also amazingly healthy 😇 Google “black garlic health benefits”! https://t.co/dpz7V4azRR

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HELP WANTED‼️Burattino is looking for a few brave men & women who can help us win the war with competition. Previous pizzeria experience and background in baloon counterintelligence are desired, but will train the right candidate. DM if interested 🕵️‍♀️🧑‍🍳✊✊

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/mijDZQnmFg

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I know haters will say this isn’t a real quote 🙄

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@Yelp This review violates your OWN guidelines, specifically “COVID-19 content guidelines” and yet you refused to remove it, twice. Rulings like that hurt small businesses (minority/woman owned in my case). Explain publicly your refusal to remove this pointless “review”.

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120 Pepperoni 😇 Classic or Black Garlic❓ @ Burattino Brick Oven Pizza https://t.co/m6FG3wVTBd

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Carson Update‼️ Ovens installed. NOW HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS! Interested? DM me ☺️🙌 @ Burattino Brick Oven Pizza https://t.co/DrfQamWWir

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@7girl2boyPerez Your words made my day😇Thank you so much!🙌❤️

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@Yelp You publicly state that you specifically prohibit customers leaving 1-star reviews for implementing COVID-19 precautions. But you REFUSE to remove this review, which does just that. So much for caring about COVID safety and minority-owned businesses. Thank you!

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@JonnyBones hang in there champ! We need you!