Dark Mikey

I work for myself and my boss is an asshole. Follow me & I'll follow you back if you're not too sketchy.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@Acyn Who let the sorority girl onto the school paper staff?

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@Acyn It's not possible for a sane, reasonable person to like anyone or anything anymore.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

Every day is a kick in the gut. It's like a sane, reasonable person can't afford to like anything or anyone anymore.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Snitker: Welcome to Marietta. As you can see, braves country is a real thing, and you've got a roomful of Braves fans right here. We're going to be back in Washington about a year from now. We're going to give him another world championship Jersey.

Plant: I just want to say when you're done throwing four seam fastballs for the United States of America, come back and do it for the Atlanta braves. Thank you

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@JJbonderman007 @WalshFreedom Bot.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

This takes me back to Pony League, summer of '78.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

I promise no amount of explaining will prepare you for how bad this play is

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

Dad is indeed jealous.

[Imperfect GenX Mother Runner @JenniferDJames1]

@Tjonesonthenba Not going to lie his dad is quite jealous

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@Tjonesonthenba I'm his dad. And yeah, I'm jealous.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@m_millsey

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@BlueGeorgia Here you go:

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@m_millsey I learned more about pool and water feature maintenance as a teenager working summers at a Ramada Inn than these fuckers know.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@HunterBiden I would bet that 99 out of 100 of the people who have vilified you would be totally screwed if social media had existed when they were teens and young adults.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@GenXTalks1 Rory Gallagher.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@MbarkCherguia I think the scientific term is "fucking idiot."

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

I can see better bum fights than this in downtown Greenville right after the bars close.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Johnny Manziel just stopped Bob Menery in the first round of their MMA fight

Dana White couldn’t stop laughing 💀

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@BasedMikeLee What you just did here is called a strawman fallacy. It's a common tactic of right-wing trolls and people with zero real debating skills. It only works on the stupid and the brainwashed. But you know that, don't you?

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@johnrockshomes Fuck you.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@m_millsey Every time I see this I get pissed all over again. There was no justification whatsoever for that call.

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@DemocraticWins Does it consist of strongly-worded tweets?

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Bobby Cox throwing a first pitch and getting ejected was perfect ❤️ https://t.co/S94SxBvyve

[Dark Mikey @Burchettruns]

@Bullfudge @thejackhopkins @Mayoisspicyy Thanks for proving his point. What are you, like fucking 8?