Burch Says

Teachin ag and takin names

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“Quit snapping, like a damn turtle”

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“Your mother let you come to school dressed like that?”

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For those of you worried I’m bloated, I’m not. I’m just fat. #notaruminant

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Treat like a sheep, not your girlfriend. Stop molesting it.

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*loins the rabbit*
“I’d eat this one”

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“There’s a lot of letters in those words”
#parlimentaryinquiry #ccmpractice

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“I’m going to staple my head to this table.”

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“Not to get on my soapbox but...”
#preachin #burchchurch

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“In this day and age, if someone can choose their own gender then I can believe in Santa Claus” -Mr. Burch

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I’d wrestle a black bear.. those little tikes, but a grizzly bear I don’t think so! #betterhussle

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“I don’t know how to yeet-yeet, but I do know how to eat-eat!”

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“I need a helmet for my everyday life”~ft. Burton

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Finally found a follower in the line at Steak N’ Shake. Shoutout to you dude! #getsome #nationals2018

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“There’s nothing quite like a shorn scrotum” #ShearingDay2.0 #ThingsYouCanOnlySayInABarn

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“Keep her lubed up and let’s keep going!” #ShearingInClass

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"It feels weird cause there's a fetus in it!" #EndOfTheYearBanquet

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"I've been sending it since 1977" #StateFFAConvention #WYFFA

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"That's the taliho ranch so are you gonna get a ranch and call it Sup Hoe Ranch with Nick, Angela?" #StateFFAScienceFair

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"Hereford cows milk less than a female gerbil...they don't milk very well" #livestockjudging

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*kid makes motion wrong at parli practice* "Why don't you try that again with more heart, soul, and English" #countdowntostateconvention