Burglar Bob

Opportunist burglar & nemesis of @atlas_24 ... Hoping you DON'T arm your alarm... ;)

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[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@Atlas_24 Valentine's Day has passed! You're like a creepy-ex stalking me & I thought I left that behind me at St Albans a few years ago...

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@Atlas_24 firstly... Cyber bullying is not cool... Secondly, we are NOT Friends... Thirdly... It's the month of love... Be nice?! 💋

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[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@ZZGroup thanks for the update! Don't worry about arming the alarm, I'll keep an eye on things...

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@qlebatha I long for the days of doing my job and NOT running...

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@grahamrobertspe personally I would have gone with a red card, but that's just me...

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@greg_ritz ok, you keep the mtb & I'll have a look at your plasmaTV. Unless you have @Atlas_24 at home in which case this date is over! 💔

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

Just got back from some window shopping in Walmer Downs... Exactly WHEN did you ( @Atlas_24 ) decide to launch a #DPS there... #notCool

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@greg_ritz @CannondaleZA @Ride_Argyle @GarminSA that looks a lot like a mtb, but I need to ask... You're not a dentist are you??

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@greg_ritz how about your front door unlocked and your alarm disarmed... Then throw in some stockings for good measure... #deal

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@Mio_Queenie I know... Turns out these @Atlas_24 guys really do have super powers... #nofairplay

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@LaurenMungur awesome! Any tips for a little black number... Slightly understated, yet totally undetectable? #AskingForAFriend

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@alphabetsuccess @ChrisBrightmma @InspiringThinkn love this!! Bring your A-Game @Atlas_24 .... It's on like donkey kong!!

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@Mio_Queenie that face reminds me too much of the @Atlas_24 response team... More like 'GET OUT OF HERE ZONE'....

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@Cyclo_Plus @PTC_Flupper @_RushSports_ so what exactly is the ratio of 'getaway' vs 'caught' with these tires? #AskingForAFriend

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@traceyward8670 agree! Not fussy whether it's off an iPod, iPad or iPhone... Someone else's obviously!

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@grahamrobertspe I've been caught... Not exactly re-gifting... It was very hard to explain to those guys from @Atlas_24

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

.@CharltonTobias come hang with me Charlie! If we can avoid those @Atlas_24 guys then there are plenty bargains out there + no queues!

[Burglar Bob @BurglarBob]

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