donny burnell

nahhhhh

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Woken up to a completely whole chicken burger and some chips

This is a more beautiful moment than meeting my dad ever would be

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Jesus fucking Christ this is fucked up. https://t.co/18Dae18oC4

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Army sergeant jailed for life for trying to murder his wife by sabotaging her parachute https://t.co/qcqclTNkjB

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Spent the morning spraying puke off the coal house roof.
Safe to say Grandma is not happy.

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I will be in the pub from the first kick off till the last today and for everyday I’m off work.

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Sarah Jessica Parker was actually fit as fuck in early days of SatC.

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I have this reocurring mini panic attack every day after a night out where I think I’ve lost my wallet.

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Granddad noooo 🙈

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@Jakedwards_

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Shout out Mako Ftfasysafa.

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@thatells The key is to find a USP. Bags of coke was too mainstream.

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@alexedwards93 Of course

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I need this lotto win to come soon.

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@NetflixUK Dragonball. More. Please. I will pay double.

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2 bottles of wine was a wank idea before an early start.

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Pub?

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Franks Red Hot? More like Franks Disappointingly Mild. Amirite?

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@mitch_smith44

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Don’t want to brag, but my music taste is fucking impeccable and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

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Still not over how good Deadpool 2 is.