Brandon Walker’s Burner

the undisputed king of the south | 2023 #1 College Football Personality | Driven by ball knowledge. *parody

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

This can’t be good marketing

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Remember that Pickleball Influencer that Mintzy brought to the office on a date in the middle of the day?

Update:

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

Funniest tweet of the day

[dinhö (biased) @AFC_dinho]

🚨🚨 USA Hockey overcomes a terroristic performance by al Qaeda operative Jeremy Bin Swayman to knock off Denmark 6-3.

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

Dudes rock.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨NEWS: Fernando Mendoza is single and has no girlfriend because he has made it his priority to focus on football and NOT ON GIRLS.

“I don’t have time for a girlfriend. Girls are very distracting. If I have one, I’d give her my all—hanging out, instead of watching extra film”

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@hehehehdbbslama @ohiotate Yup

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@BoardGeniuses Very extremely reliable and unbiased take

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

Just when I thought today couldn’t get any better,

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

BREAKING: Michigan freshman Bryce Underwood is expected to entertain the transfer portal as his true freshman season didn’t go as expected.
(Via @PeteNokos_)

Underwood currently has an $12million NIL package at stake 🤯

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@PardonMyTake featuring the undisputed #1 college football expert and king of the south @BFW. Give it a listen.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

PMT 12-3 With @BFW is now Live!

- CFP Rankings
- MNF Recap
- Hot Seat/Cool Throne
- FAQ’s & More

DL R & S ——> https://t.co/llc5q9WdU2

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@TBob53 @wakeupbarstool @stoolpresidente talking about falling in love with hoes is ironic given his track record of dating 23 year olds

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@BFW Hey Mr @BFW, quick question, would you consider JMU if Duke were to win the ACC?

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@BFW @Lane_Kiffin @JuiceKiffin Why aren’t more people talking about this. We want answers! @Lane_Kiffin @JuiceKiffin come on now!

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@MeganMakinMoney Michigan

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

Takes a lot of balls for my king @BFW to admit when he is (seldom) wrong. This isn’t the champion college football needs. he’s the champ that it deserves.

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@BFW is the undisputed king of the south. Take notes @StoolMintzy

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

Never seen a player/family in college football with less aura than Pavia. @BFW

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Diego Pavia’s brother Javier was reportedly arrested at tonight’s game

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

#NewProfilePic

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The year is 2044

Lane Kiffin has still not made his decision. Marty Smith has not seen his wife or kids in 19 years

Akron has won back to back Nattys

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@BFW Brother. That’s just called Tuesday in Starkville.

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

@BFW How does it feel being at risk of potentially being the number 2 Brandon Walker ever

[Wake Up Barstool @wakeupbarstool]

TUNE IN TO WAKE UP BARSTOOL WITH @StuartFeiner RIGHT NOW

READY TO ROLLLLLLL ON @FS1

[Brandon Walker’s Burner @BurnerBFW]

Worth noting that @PardonMyTake interview made me like @BFW