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Knower of ball

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😋😋😋

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@Pittnoticer That is so true

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Please let Jones keep pitching #LANK

[The Burgh Bulletin @burghbulletin]

Carmen Mlodzinski’s season ERA is down to a 3.24.

As a bulk reliever, he’s fired 22.2 IP with a 1.99 ERA. If you take out his blowup 4 run inning against the Dodgers, he’d have a 0.40 ERA in the role. Elite stuff from Mlodzinski. 🏴‍☠️

[Bacon Burt @BaconBurt]

The Braves without hacked pitchcom

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ryan O’Hearn tonight

3 HRs
10 RBI

The Pirates are hoisting the cone

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OHEARN!!! 🐶🐶🐶🐶 #LANK

[The Loyal Sons @TheLoyalSons]

Didn’t show up in a big game. That checks out.

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@Acyn Eat shit you nasty bitch. get your ass in the mill Jesse Walters you little pussy ass make up wearing bitch.

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Yeah the ball accelerometer totally picked up the slightest of hair deflections get out of here lol.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

BALOGUN DIDN’T LEAD WITH THE CROWN OF THE HELMET YOU CAN’T EJECT HIM FOR TARGETING NO I DON’T CARE WHAT MATT AUSTIN SAYS

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

Red Card No red card

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@elsathora Patriot

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

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Whistle one sided for England. #LANK

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Designated strike out Ozuna

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This bullpen is fucking disgraceful

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Get Soto the fuck out of there

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Nobody hates the lead more than Mitch Keller #LANK

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Mlod SWORD 🫡