Qualk’s Burner Account

Lover of Pasta. Eater of Brussel. Reader of message boards. Compiler of stats. “You know my one rule” Not affiliated with Qualk - game just appreciating game

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Didn’t catch that @benmilstead, what was that password again?

Don’t be alarmed if another Netflix account shows up tomorrow…

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Let me see you two-step…verification.

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Out of Context OOB

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Back to Back Clemson Media Olympics Gold Medalist

Thank you for my teammates, everyone who believed in me from the beginning, and for @kellygramlich helping me find my love of Brussel sprouts which fueled today’s victory.

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Can confirm @kellygramlich

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You know my one rule…you get two cracks at Clemson. If you don’t capitalize it’s over. (Looking at you Syracuse)

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Submission to be added to the Google Doc @kellygramlich

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You know my one rule…if you win like a favorite, then you have to lose like a favorite.

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The people have spoken @QualkTalk and @kellygramlich, and the official name for a group of scooters is a “Scoodle”.

Thank you everyone for voting. No questions at this time.

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A group of scooters should be called…questions that need answering @QualkTalk @kellygramlich

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*Scoodle

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Get your votes in as the official name for a group of scooters will be announced tomorrow. Scootle and Scaggle are your early leaders right now.

Via Florida Man HumpDay Headlines (naturally)

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A group of scooters should be called…questions that need answering @QualkTalk @kellygramlich

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Taking submissions as well

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A group of scooters should be called…questions that need answering @QualkTalk @kellygramlich

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Also don’t forget Oklahoma tries to also say they invented “We too deep”…
@QualkTalk @kellygramlich

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P.S. - I have been hurt in battle but it is only a flesh wound.

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Col. William Qualkinbush letter to mother

Dearest Mother,

Today we travel across the Upstate over yonder to the land of Woodruff and Buff City Soaps. We will be acquiring more oil for my beard and wonderful soaps for the homestead. Please send my dearest love to the family.

[Kelly Gramlich @kellygramlich]

@kurtsuttonTV @QualkTalk Rutherford B. Hayes energy

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It spreads

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You know my one rule…you get two cracks at Clemson. If you don’t capitalize it’s over. (Looking at you Syracuse)

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You know my one rule…if you win like a favorite, then you have to lose like a favorite.

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Yes!! If @ClemsonBaseball wins the National Title, @QualkTalk gets a Mayo dunking. We should raise money and donate to @DabosALLINTeam. It’s all coming together!

[Kelly Gramlich @kellygramlich]

"If @ClemsonBaseball wins the CWS Title, @MonteLeeCU can dump a bucket of mayo on me." - @QualkTalk on #OOB today

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Mark the tape @kellygramlich! If Clemson baseball wins the National Title, @QualkTalk gets dunked in a Mayo bath.

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Retweet to see @QualkTalk do a Mayo bath challenge if Clemson baseball makes the CWS Super Regionals this year @kellygramlich