🇺🇸Unapologetic American X🇺🇸 (Call me TOP)

“When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."

[🇺🇸Unapologetic American X🇺🇸 (Call me TOP) @BurnessRaphael]

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[SHAY ✨🇺🇸✨ @Shaykay1717]

Happy Saturday Y’all !!!

This one is my favorite 🫵🏻 👍🏻 😂

[The Fan Account - Operation Free Dalton @TheFanAccountX]

Who made this

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Joe Rogan opens up how he is “super hesitant” to put on sunscreen because he’s concerned about chemicals absorbing into his skin.

Then his award-winning science journalist guest reveals it’s even worse than that.

He pointed to FDA studies, which found common sunscreen chemicals absorb straight into your bloodstream, and the FDA has never approved them as safe.

ROGAN: “You’re spraying this chemical on an organ, which is your skin, so your skin’s absorbing it. And I’m like, what’s going on there?”

ROWAN JACOBSEN: “The FDA, CDC did studies a few years ago and discovered that it’s absorbed at very large amounts. Yes, it turns up at high doses, or higher doses than they would like it to, in blood, breast milk, urine, you name it.”

“There isn’t much proof that they’re dangerous, in the amounts used, but they definitely are absorbed at much higher rates than we thought.”

“And the FDA has refused to approve them as safe, pending more testing.”

[Rogan lets out a concerned “wooh”]

JACOBSEN: “And nobody’s done the testing.”

ROGAN: “Oh…”

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: American Sean O’Malley knocked out Canadian Aiemann Zahabi and saluted Donald Trump before he even hit the ground at the White House UFC Freedom 250 event

Absolutely SAVAGE! 😂🇺🇸

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Scots are assimilating well to American culture.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Legend

[Rupali Chadha, M.D.🩺 @RupaliChadhaMD]

Ok this is cute.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

I ABSOLUTELY VOTED FOR THIS. BACKFLIPS IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. LET’S GO 🔥 🇺🇸

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Tate News @TateNews_]

Andrew Tate speaks on Elon Musk becoming the worlds first trillionaire

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

How can America be this awesome???

Someone pinch me I think I’m dreaming!!!