TheBurningPonies

One day in the presence of our past, the Burning Ponies created themselves. The procreation of ones self is a distinguishable process that involves self fert...

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Sam's club IS a place to lose your child in.

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Landscaper Tip: Never unroll a garden hose unless you are fully prepared to roll it back up.

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I just put two bucks in this thing!

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Use what you believe should never be written.

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"These are like really nice chords and nobody is listening!" - Burning

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My mother says you NEED air conditioning and I say you NEED a lobotomy.

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I like high fives. I just don't like the effects of high fives.

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Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.

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Knights of Columbus are roaming the streets. They all look like a cross breed between John Candy and Rick Moranis.

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We ain't listen to nothing but Lynyrd Skynyrd and Jesus around these parts.

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There's entertainment, and then there's being burned alive.

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@joeplumdog We have come a long way since our first encounter. Thank you for the inspiration and fancy dress codes. http://t.co/YanbIL5yQD

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"Jim, if you lick me... I quit the band." -Giancarlo

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Sam's club is not a place to lose your child in.

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Cut your hair, mostly grows back. Get your arm chewed off, shark attack.

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@LeahLovecat Great thanks to you for your kind words and your beautiful ear drums. You inspire our hearts and intrigue our cerebral cortex.

[Marco @marco_urbano]

The burning ponies killed last night, it was such a great show @BurningPonies

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Meanwhile in Norway: Brunost Fire Shuts Tunnel

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Stealin' pizza and pissing on fitness vans.

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Where have all the Paula Cole's gone?