Brent Burner

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[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@X @elonmusk put a temporary label on my account because I didn’t say I was a parody account. I’m sure tons of my millions of followers (16) really fucking think it’s Brent Burns. @X please undo this shit. Thanks for your help.(IM A PARODY ACCOUNT…SURPRISE!! IM NOT BRENT BURNS!)

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@ASUFootball to make the Big 12 championship. LOCK THAT SHIT IN!! Let’s have a god damn year!!! Next Saturday starts the full on war for the Big 12. It’s an open season this year in the Big 12. Why not us? #ACTIVATETHEVALLEY #Sundevil4LIFE

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

WAKE UP! ITS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAY!!

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

INJECT THIS SHIT INTO MY VEINS!!! BALL IS BACK!!!!

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

🚨 COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK THIS WEEK 🚨

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@DetroitRedWings are you guys just going full on dumpster fire and letting the organization go up in flames? No GMs have even been interviewed yet and we have 19mill (highest in the league) in cap space sitting around waiting to get spent….?? WHAT ARE WE DOING!!!???

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

“I was meant to be a Lion, I’m glad to be here, I wouldn’t want it any other way”

Keith Abney is going to be so fun to watch 🍿

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Give me a TORK BOMB TONIGHT SON!! Kate Upton just walked past me earlier in the priority club and I can confirm she’s still ready for another sports illustrated cover. COME IN TIGGGASSSS!!

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@ASUFootball WEAPON! On the home town team now. Come on! I’ll take a Keith Abney jersey now please! Put that shit on @keithabneyjr #ForksUp

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

LIONS ROOKIE CB KEITH ABNEY WITH THE FUMBLE RECOVERY

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@BarstoolBigCat This may even go down as the fight of the century. Started off firing and just got better with time. Hands down fight of the year. I’m sold!

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Nothing better than flicking up with the boys mid fucking game! Don’t forget the tik tok after fellas. Life’s a movie 💯No pussies allowed here at Comerica park! #SHRINK #TikTokFags

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@BostonConnr

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Why is everyone talking down on ASU football this year across the big 12? Am I missing something here? The Sun Devil slander won’t be tolerated this year. Kenny is about to shut some mouths when this season gets started!! Put that shit on Ken! #ForksUp #ActivateTheValley

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Driving in your car with your AirPods/headphones on is the equivalent of walking around everyday with a condom on for fun

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@tigers Breaking news per Fag Passan!! The Dodgers acquire Tarik Skubal (Nobody is shocked) and nobody in Detroit cares because Max Clark hit his first career home run! Couldn’t be better timing in #TigerTown!! Pour a couple out for Skub tonight Detroit! Onto the next one!!

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Breaking news for the thousandth time. Tarik Skubal is going to be trader per Fag Passan

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Breaking news @tigers called up Max Clark today to try to mask the fact that 2x Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal is going to be traded by the deadline per Fag Passan #DNMW

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Higher the socks the downer the fooooo!! Have a Saturday essay!! 🇲🇽

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@BrianCoey @Buccigross Come on not today Brian. None of that now

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

@BrianCoey @Buccigross Looks like it’s was going to be landing up the left side of the fairway to me Brian. A shot anyone would be happy with on a friday? You part of the handicap police too? You going to coach up Bucci on his golf swing? Grab a beer and get outside Brian. It’s Friday!

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Things started getting real weird at the #RocketClassic in Detroit today. This guy needs to get a fucking grip….#shrink

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Going full retard at the Rocket Mortgage classic today #WhyNotUs

[Brent Burner @BurninUp19]

Going to make sure I wear my spiked Footjoys and bring my golf bag just incase. You never know. Brooks and Mr. Day took the weekend off so it may be my time to show them what a 14 handicap can do