Laurel Burns

Texas Tech Theta

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

People who ride bikes on campus need to chill out! This is not the Tour De France

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

@amaisyeing Ummmm hi Roomie

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

@matthiter Matt chill

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

@matthiter Wanna put money on that?

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

A church catches fire and the entire world stops, news is everywhere and billions are raised overnight. But when our planet catches fire, there's crickets. This fire in Australia has killed HALF A BILLION ANIMALS. Half a billion. This needs to be trending everywhere!!

[ввgιяℓ :(: @tac0tayy]

when mac miller said “i’ll do anything for a way out of my head” I felt that

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Say one word about this number 50 https://t.co/nkMd6BB6ha

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

@allison_chaffin “ты расслабляешься”

[𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐀 𝐉𝐀𝐘𝐄’ @MissThrilla]

I literally THANK GOD for coming across this!!! Amen! https://t.co/D9aiXIl9lu

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

@taynovarro Us during speech

[Naim @vintagerogues]

Reports from the UN state that Yemen is currently facing the worst humanitarian crisis this world has ever seen. 80% of its population (24 million) is in desperate need!! A child is dying every 10 minutes. 17.4 million lack access to safe water with a huge Cholera pandemic.

[Habibullah Khan @Huk06]

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?

Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!

Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

[Jarrett @JarrettFrizzell]

Be patient. He’s just moving the pieces around.

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

One for each day of the workweek.

#LiveUnderPar

[The Masters @TheMasters]

A comeback for the ages.

#themasters

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

@peytongoar @MoonSwag13 It’s her birthday this weekend

[Laurel Burns @BurnsLaurel]

@willwarner_2 Hope you don’t have money on that🙃