Bossy Brunette

It is said eyes are the window to the soul. For all our purposes twitter will have to do.

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When you're not sure whether to tell someone their zipper is down... #awkward

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Happy Valentine's Day!

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Heated blankets are the bomb.

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When they say you can't buy love, they mean it's not possible with your salary.

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If you had a twin, she would be the cool one.

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The moment I met him, I knew I was looking at my future.

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Chances are, I like my dog more than you. #dogmom

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It's almost Monday 😭😭😭

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Too. Much. Food. #SuperBowlParty

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My inner child is so pumped for #TheJungleMovie #SuperBowlSunday

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An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $100 worth of craft supplies and 6 hours of your life. #Pinterest

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#saturdaynight

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I'm always cold!

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Are Tieks all they are cracked up to be? #asktwitter

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It's not about numbers on the scale. It's about feeling good and being happy. #behealthy

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I need a nap.

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How is tomorrow Monday again?

[Bossy Brunette @Burnsmyjets]

If I was writing a novel I would have killed you off by now.