Bingo Lingfucker

99% Real Drink. Father to Pinkie and the Brain. #letterkenny #tompetty #schittscreek #Kobe #teacher

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@Tiller56 Redskins fans shouldn’t get excited. Ever. It’s been beaten out of me

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@RyanKennedy_22 @cheetah You may run like Hayes but you hit like shit

[DC Maryland Virginia @DMVFollowers]

People in the DMV can NOT drive. Seen on 285 🤦‍♀️

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@Xommanders I can’t imagine a healthy Jordan reed. Period.

[NBA @NBA]

Daniel Gafford throws down a lob from a fan in warmups before every game.

Here was tonight's ❤️

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Shut up. Just shut up.

[Football @BostonConnr]

No way

This is electric

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Sounds like every parent’s dream

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Aaron Rodgers says on @PatMcAfeeShow that he's going on an "darkness retreat" in a couple weeks. It's 4 days, complete darkness, just himself, in a little house.

"I've had a number of friends who've done it and they had profound experiences."

He expects a decision after that.

[Bingo Lingfucker @BurntCouch]

Back to hoping for each day to end

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A poker table is exactly where you practice being quiet. It’s also a decent distraction.

[Jesse Washington @jessewashington]

my heart is heavy for Joseph Ossai. he’s 22 years old & put his whole being into winning this game but arrived at the biggest moment of his life one second too slow. if you raged, gloated or said “how could he” think if this was your son, brother or friend

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@PFF How soft is this league?

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@B52Malmet Fine. They can both be villians

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I will no longer tweet from this account. Please unfollow

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@BamFriend I’m so proud of you

[Bingo Lingfucker @BurntCouch]

Anxiety says sleep. Ok bed. 18 minutes

[rebekah clare @rebekahclare]

Possibly the single coolest weather photo I’ve ever scored despite the potato quality 🌈 🌩
cc: @capitalweather @PoPville

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me: *trying to pass out in peace on the 4th of July*

My neighbor:

[Bingo Lingfucker @BurntCouch]

Food/drink time is over for the next 24ish hours.

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@wildxwired Love that I have no idea who this is. Lol