I uprooted the sprouts one by one, tears stung my eyes, and blood seeped from my pores. I held back my cries as I pulled and tugged each thread like plant.
Then I woke up, phantom pain of the hair splinter like roots still stinging my arms.
It was all a dream.
I woke up one morning, & there was grass growing from my pores on my arms. Soft fine grass like thread, I could see the roots beneath my skin like veins. I panicked & pulled the grass. The roots bore deep, snaking under my flesh, as they moved, it felt like fire in my skin. (1/2)
I know this has probably been said a million times by now, but Zach King in 2013 was able to consistently do what AI bros of today have only been able to make paltry imitations of
-beside them. I was a tourist myself, but I wasn't stupid enough to jump into white shark infested waters next to Bulls about to go into rut.
My mother's genes defended me against my father's, and sat my pale ass on that Cliffside and enjoyed the crashing waves.
I remember going to California at the start of Sea Lion mating season. At this point, they gathered at the cliffs and don't start pairing yet.
I stood about 30 feet atleast away and admired them, I didn't want to get close.
Tourists on the other hand dived in the waters-
Testosterone is the leading cause of hairloss, Estrogen is known to help hair growth, and I've seen it help more ladies on E with acne than give it.
But in an unsurprising turn of events once again, a conservative makes up a scenario to be scared of.
Remember: the guy who is allowed to bankrupt LA into oblivion is the same guy who has flown on the Epstein plane many times. And yet, no mainstream media outlet in LA will ask him about this?
(LA Times, looking at you)