Alan Rae

Grumpy old Jock. Likes old stuff and holes in the ground.

[Alan Rae @BurnyGinger]

Nicola Sturgeon asks Scottish bakeries to stop baking as Tattie Scones become the new Bitcoin North of the Border. One unnamed West Lothian grandmother made £2.5 million from a mornings baking. Scotch Pies are worth so much guards have been posted outside bakeries

[Alan Rae @BurnyGinger]

@georgehahn Oooh...Trump better be buying shower gel as bending for the soap might soon be problematic

[Alan Rae @BurnyGinger]

@DavidPetts1 Hardly surprising though

[Alan Rae @BurnyGinger]

Therese Coffey as health secretary...for the love of Christ. Why didn't they just wheel out the reanimated corpse of Harold Shipman and have done with it.