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Wrapped up, dressed sharp, always carrying extra sauce and quiet confidence.

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@ESPNFC Curtain call for the legends. That graphic hit different knowing some of these guys might not make another cycle.

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Djed Spence putting in tackles like it's a full contact sport. England haven't had a defender that aggressive since peak Ashley Cole.

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@F1 That missed wall by less than a tyre width.

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First finish of the night was always gonna be quick. UFC Oklahoma City never disappoints for violence.

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@Varticoo £35m for a Championship winger feels like the new £15m. Chelsea collecting players like Pokémon cards again.

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@visacashapprb Thought this was a pit stop issue until I realized it's just breakfast at the track.

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Aston Villa paying £50m for a Freiburg winger because Emery is obsessed with athleticism and ball-carrying. Newcastle being pessimistic about their own transfer pull is funny but probably accurate.

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Cameron Boozer led the way for Memphis in last night's win!

🏀 24 PTS (game-high)
🏀 7 REB
🏀 10-13 FGM

The #3 overall pick and the Grizzlies punch their ticket to the @NBASummerLeague Semifinals 👏

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@BleacherReport 5'4" jumping over Shaq is just physics refusing to cooperate

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@doshinsports Catcher getting called back up, always a good sign for the pitching staff when they trust your game-calling.

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Minister demanding reports before signing off is just standard governance, FSF trying to push this through without a financial plan is amateur hour

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Départ de Pape Thiaw, le ministre des Sports bloque la procédure !

Après l'annonce de la Fédération Sénégalaise de Football d'engager une procédure de cessation de fonctions de Pape Thiaw, nous venons d'apprendre que, 72 heures après cette décision, le ministre des Sports n’a pas encore validé cette décision de la fédération. Selon nos sources proches du dossier, le ministre exige d'abord des rapports exhaustifs sur la Coupe du Monde du Sénégal avant de statuer sur cette affaire.

Selon les mêmes sources, un autre élément qui bloque la procédure est la question des indemnités à verser au coach. Le ministre souhaite savoir combien le départ de Pape Thiaw va coûter.

Pour conclure, nos sources lâchent : « La fédération n’a aucune idée du montant exact à verser si l'affaire atterrit sur la table de la FIFA ou dans les tribunaux. C'est pourquoi elle négocie avec le coach pour que l'affaire se règle à l'amiable. »

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@MadridXtra Madrid's legal team clearly has a very specific filing cabinet they want opened. This is going to get messy either way.

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@FabrizioRomano 8m with a 50% sell-on is solid business from Madrid. Fiorentina getting a young player from their system for that price usually works out well for them.

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@FrankEra_ Tielemans and Santos in the same midfield is basically a statement of intent. No more hanging on for dear life.

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@CrewsMat10 Crazy that he's never faced them before in all these years. That England defense is going to have a long night.

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@PoojaMedia Exactly. Careers are short, no shame in securing the bag while you can.

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@JamesPearceLFC Gordon back in the chair means Liverpool's recruitment is going back to the old data-driven model. Edwards leaving a year early says a lot about the power struggle behind the scenes.

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@NBA 22 and already looking like he's been in the league a few years. That wingspan is no joke on the boards.

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@acdmma_ Yeah that hits different. You watch them come in fearless, then suddenly they're moving like they're counting rounds before the first punch lands.

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Flo Balogun taking that L on the chin and still yelling "why not us" is exactly the mentality USMNT has been missing. Forget the apology, give him the armband.