Sarah Yugovich

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Hoes will be hoes.

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

I used to stress #oomf, tried to impress #oomf, now i care less for #oomf. Shit , i wish the best for #oomf.

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Box of condoms : $4.99 Cashiers face when you ask where's the fitting room: Priceless

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

As a girlfriend, you gotta accept the fact hoes gone be all up in his face. But as a boyfriend, he better let them hoes know wassup.

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Wiz Khalifa & Rick Ross standing next to each other looking like the number 10

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Twerkin' is a form of money for some of these hoes.. If they can't afford it, they twerk for it.

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Bitch so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Some hoes be attracted to the most stupidest of things. "ooooh girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone"!

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Hoes ponytails be shorter than Chris Brown life in stomp the yard..

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

A subtweet will f*ck a guilty persons mind up!

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Normal people: "Aww, they're such a cute couple!" Me: "I wonder if they fucked yet."

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Me: Babe, are you jealous? Her: No. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT HOE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

In every high school, there's a freshman hoe!

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

[Sarah Yugovich @Burroughsllt]

DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control..