Brett Fleischman

Grand Prix master mechanic

[Brett Fleischman @BurtCountyBrett]

@BarstoolHusker Rienk* apologies to Mr. Mast

[Brett Fleischman @BurtCountyBrett]

@BarstoolHusker We gotta get Reink back on his Kareem Abdul Jabbar shit. We run schoolyard BS offense, not bad, but it can’t work if the other team doesn’t have to play help defense at any point. If Reink is hurting, we have to play thru Frager and hope he likes assists as much as buckets

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Being a Somali is not just bananas and rice

It’s also apple cider vinegar

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

HISTORY: USC star Chad Baker-Mazara has officially been removed from his parents’ health insurance plan.

Baker-Mazara is the ninth active D1 men’s college basketball player to achieve this feat. He turned 26 years old today.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

“How did you make the Pro Bowl with more INTs than TDs?”

Shedeur Sanders:

[ؘ @yoitsguin]

Luka got traded for a box of lucky charms and Shedeur made the pro bowl imma go ask my boss for six figures since things are just happening for no reason

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’d rather go to hell than go to Gene Steratore

[🔥🇺🇸 KC 🇺🇸🔥 @KCPayTreeIt]

Something tells me the people of Minneapolis will never lear…

[Brett Fleischman @BurtCountyBrett]

Minnesota, the land of 10,000 lakes of bananas and rice

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

Valid reasons for getting shot according to the libs

✅Running for president
✅Speaking at a college campus
❌Trying run over an officer
❌Pulling a gun on an officer

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

Just remember, if he had actually shot an ICE agent, they would all be cheering.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Emoney 💰 @Emmett10Johnson]

Jamarques Lawrence!!!!!

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

Not saying it’s windy right now in Nebraska, but they’re complaining about my farts in North Dakota!

[Mike DeFabo @MikeDeFabo]

Home run derby announcers in 2025: "With a launch angle to 46 degrees and a bat speed of 103, he hit that ball 476 feet."

Home run derby of my youth: "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"

[Elijah Herbel @HerbelEssences]

EA ranking the 25 toughest stadiums in CFB

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Fuck Canada

[Brett Fleischman @BurtCountyBrett]

Can’t believe we have to watch 15 minutes of commercials instead of a dunk contest right now @FS1

[Blackshirts @blvckshirts]

What an amazing gesture by Troy Dannen and the University of Nebraska.

The Greg Sharpe Radio Booth.