turtlebass

they/she | 28 | i guess this is a fanfic account now... hey! 🫧🛴☀️| ☕️ my ko-fi:

[turtlebass @burtletass]

😍 If you can’t get enough: https://t.co/Nhf3expF02
🤫 If you’ve had enough: https://t.co/rKRUa1ZPLr
🤝 If you have more than enough: https://t.co/mgNOkV10O8

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[turtlebass @burtletass]

@LemonadeShelly hahahahaha wait this is so funny

[turtlebass @burtletass]

one of the most life changing things I learned about writing was that “said” is actually the best option

[lia ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ @cyreneofego]

TO ALL LOOKING FOR THE SITE ITS: https://t.co/7U7uyBIwcE

it has over 300 synonyms organized by feeling/situation! i’ve been using it for 5 years no joke LMAO

[turtlebass @burtletass]

my therapist straight up told me a version of this last year when I was writing ten hours a day 😭

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[Redd @ReddCinema]

nickelodeon really wanted us to believe that 3 white and one mexican children were able to do a flawless box-braid bob set on a black girl

[turtlebass @burtletass]

well, so i'm crying. jesus

[CathyG @CatherineGlins2]

This takes my breath away every time I come across it

[turtlebass @burtletass]

i love tropes. i love when a trope is written so well i'm reading/watching it like i've never seen it in my life. finding your original voice is important but using that unique voice to write a worn-out trope is my holy grail. in this essay about Hacks i will

[ley ?! ☆ @gleebled]

i came out to my parents as lesbian with a text and they were like can you be lesbian if you're nonbinary and i was like yeah and they were like Ok. i dont remember coming out as nonbinary but that also happened

[c ☆ @tintafey]

30 rock jokes per minute will never be beat

[turtlebass @burtletass]

hey so none of you told me this motel room scene was going to make me cry

[turtlebass @burtletass]

i just about blacked out

[turtlebass @burtletass]

“Yeah 🧍‍♂️”

[turtlebass @burtletass]

something something women feeling safe to explore their full homotron3000 once they’re married to a man and how that’s frustrating as a symptom of systemic homophobia and how it’s also amazing every time to watch women realize and live the freedom of a true spectrum

[tara 🦅 @kleksuh]

there are wedding vows out there that aren’t this intimate

[turtlebass @burtletass]

me: actors and characters are obviously separate

my brain every time I see a pic of isabel gillies:
SHE HAS RISEN!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🧎‍♀️🫢✨🙏🏽

[Nae 💗 @LemonadeShelly]

KATHY?! Awwww everyone really loves her 🥹🥹🥹

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

It’s what America needed dammit

[turtlebass @burtletass]

best ship is actually hot weirdo x hot weirdo

[the chris meloni project @MeloniProject]

Christopher Meloni posted about Mariska Hargitay’s Broadway Debut.

“Checked out a pal on BWay. Well done Mariska Hargitay.
She brought a freshness to the part- and I know, cuz I double checked- it’s what partners do! Someone needs a Tony to add to their collection”

[turtlebass @burtletass]

TIA GIRL!!!!!!!!! I’m screaming why is Tia an icon 😭 the way she said oh Elliot you poor little dumb idiot in love

[turtlebass @burtletass]

@secretcowlesbn I was going to say hot chocolate LMNT but any sort of ~broth~ is 40x better

[turtlebass @burtletass]

i am falling for ayanna bell before my very own eyes and everyone saw that coming except me

[winnie⁷ 🪄 cleradin enthusiast @winchemrys]

i hope the fans who are so afraid of leaving kudos or comments understand that when authors receive paragraphs for comments after a chapter update we want to kiss you sloppy style