Klaus Hargreeves (parody)

I control spirits. Don’t save the world, why stay there when the desert void is so much nicer? #UmbrellaAcademyRP 21+ (parody)

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@AmaraeDeath ((Congratulations!))

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((Twitter, X, whatever the fuck you wanna call it seems to be dying, so I’m on Bluesky)) https://t.co/e2G5cBAfw6

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Does anyone give a shit that I’m here?

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GUYS! I’M NOT DEAD! Well…not anymore anyway.

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((Oh my god I forgot how much I adore TUA, first two episodes of the final season down, they were phenomenal!))

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@TouchOfDeath_ ((hey dude!!!))

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@ToughHuntress ((Cool! DM or TL?$)

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@ToughHuntress ((Would you like to RP?))

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@AmaraeDeath ((Oh! Congratulations on your engagement!))

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@AmaraeDeath Oh I do, and you’ll understand soon enough.

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@AmaraeDeath I’ve met gods, and you can be damn sure they care much more than you ever could.

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@AmaraeDeath He told me you’d say that, The Doctor is…a strange person. ((Also me if you didn’t figure it out))

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@AmaraeDeath No, no you’re not, your lack of empathy and emotion is a cage and you know it.

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@AmaraeDeath Then you aren’t truly a living being.

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@AmaraeDeath You can’t be serious…my siblings are my world, I cannot forgo what they think, nor my friends…how can you think like that?

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@BusBallPlayer “I c k— emotions. Caring for people is a weakness. I advise against it.”

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@AmaraeDeath Ya know, my fried told me about you, he said they cared for you greatly but at the same time you were irritating.

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@AmaraeDeath Thank you! *he bit into it* Is that….human meat? I shan’t even ask, I actually like it.

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@AmaraeDeath Oh! Then…ya know fuck it, I’ll take one.