Juanito

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

if you ever feel dumb just remember that @oliviamulenga said marijuana sauce instead of marinara sauce over the intercom in middle school.

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

“Cmon Toronto doesn’t stand a chance it’s Toronto they are the Dallas cowboys of the NHL” -My Buddy Noah’s take on Boston v.s. Toronto game

[mads @babypitabread]

p*ssy from a girl who probably would have been hanged during the salem witch trials

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

A Diet Baja Blast is like a sober Marlboro red it gets the job done but I can taste the years of my life leaving my body

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

If you see my sister in public that doesn’t mean you got to send me a snap/text/email, cause y’all it be late asf and my phone be loud as shit and I live in a different time zone. So respectful the picture you make her take with you can be sent over in the morning. 429 left.

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

I’m such a good friend that is set my age range on dating apps to 60-100+ so me and the boys can get a beach house this summer

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

If KC wins you gonna drop Deep Satin?

[Freezer Tarps @FreezerTarps]

Lowkey id Probaly suck on Ellen degenerate or whatever tf her name is toes for a pack of mango juulius ceasar pods rn

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

saying "fuck it we ball" less expensive than therapy so fuck it we ball

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

Just tried beer for the first time, woah

[Charlie Gilliland @CharGilliland24]

@zachlanebryan wanna release Ghost Town?

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

Me and my homies hate @Delta

[Juanito @BuschandKush]

Plan A: get out and marry a nice christian girl from back home, or Plan B: stay in till pictures of my face are blurred out on CNN